Guerlain, Guerlain, it rhymes with Lorraine

Oh, Guerlain. I had such high hopes for you with your beautiful French names and your beautifully artistic bottles. I thought we were going to be such friends. Alas, you are not the house for me. :(

( Reviews of L'Heure Bleue, Apres L'ondee, Mitsouko, Habit Rouge, Jicky, Shalimar, Vetiver, and Aqua Allegoria Pamplelune )

I HAVE NO TASTE, Y'ALL! *DESPAIRS* SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME! I CANNOT APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF THIS ANCIENT AND NOBLE HOUSE OF GUERLAIN! *cries*

Oh, lordy, I hope I can find something to love in the Chanel samples I bought. Otherwise, I think I'm gonna have to just deem myself a heathen, slather up in Bath and Body Works White Citrus, and call it a day. LOL