Cheer me up! I command thee!!

I had to print out a document for Josh, and the disk I saved it to was corrupted, so I typed the whole durn thing out again by hand and then the office computer crashed. *wails* I must admit I cursed like a sailor and cried a little bit in front of Melanie and just resisted the urge to throw our Marquis de Sade trashcan into the windowpane.

Why, Uterus, why do you take a minor annoyance and turn it into the FREAKING APOCALYPSE?!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to go eat a poptart and some cheese dipped in soysauce and mustard and a raw carrot, just to be healthy.

Also, executrix is absolved from cheering me up as she has just sent me the awesomest package with a scarf and oodles upon oodles of books!!!!!!!

I post fic! Crackfic!

You guys have done such a good job of cheering me up. In fact, I feel so much better that I wrote really, really silly fic. It's not beta'd cause it's so ridiculous, I don't want Kitty to disown me. *g*

( Just shy of 300 words, Buffy/Anya, utter silliness )