Monday is for shitpollsting about sex in fanfic

[lunabee34]

I was just commenting in china_shop's journal that I don't write much explicit fanfic anymore and that I don't really read it much now either. When I first got into fanfic, the porn aspect was novel for me, and almost everything I read was explicit. Now if I do read explicit fanfic, I'm just as likely to skip all the sex scenes so I can get to the good parts: Draco crying in the bathroom because Harry hates him or Tony crying in the workshop because Steve hates him or, you know, some other people crying and misunderstanding each other egregiously (like in ways that stretch the limits of credulity).

And that got me to wondering about what the rest of you think about sex in fanfic. Please discuss any and all points in comments! Tangents welcome.

Poll #22479 And then the taller man licked into the tallest man's mouth

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 36

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I often skip the sex scenes in explicit fanfic.

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yes, and I'm going to tell you why in comments
9 (25.7%)

no
12 (34.3%)

how much is often?
14 (40.0%)

Never thought I'd be reading fic that features __________, but here I am. Reading it.

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OT3's

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do not solve love triangles, sheesh.
8 (25.0%)

are the best way to resolve love triangles, sheesh.
24 (75.0%)

Effective sex scenes are really hard to write.

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yes; I mean you can't just write, "she tasted like strawberries, and sugar, and something uniquely her," TWO times in a single fic
14 (42.4%)

no; you get the right combo of elements (say, spanking, some egg custard, and a little light bondage) and *somebody* out there's going to find it hot
5 (15.2%)

sometimes
14 (42.4%)

Comments

[trobadora]

'Just you' which is usually a euphemism for 'fuck me please.'

Huh, how I usually see it it seems to mean something like "I want to fuck you, but if you're not ready for that that's okay, too" ...

[james]

I always seem to see it from the character who wants to be fucked. There's not much of a sense of 'if you're ready, or if you aren't that's fine'. It's more of a sense of - too embarrassed or shocked at their luck to articulate what they want, fear of asking for too much, not wanting to appear too bold or aggressive by actually offering an opinion.

On the other hand now I think of it, the last few years I've been primarily reading one character in a variety of pairings, so maybe it's just him. :-)

[trobadora]

Yeah, I think it probably depends a lot on the fandom and the characters!