According to our local trusted pink-haired epidemiologist, even movie theatres are safer than churches, because of the singing (talking loudly, singing, etc, make you emit more stuff from your respiratory tract (this is my terrible paraphrasing, not verbatim)). So no, not hypocritical! You're being careful. *best wishes to your parents*

Yay for the book chapter! Yay you!

ETA: Your subject line made me laugh.