What should I say next? That I keep having earth shattering wet dreams about him? That I want to be his boyfriend? That I looked up soccer rules on the Internet yesterday so I don’t look like such a dork on sports night?

Heeeee!!
Oh, this whole story was funny as hell! Loved it!
:)

Italics is easy You just put < i > to turn them on, and < /i > to turn them off. Of course, no spaces. Same for bold, only a b instead of an i. The < > are what brackets most code in html, and the / symbol always turns the code off.