Oh! I am sorry you are sick! But if you are lonely and bored this weekend maybe you can give me a Sessile Beta for my kinky Inara/Saffron fireflyslash shortfic?

If I have my characters do sexual things that I like, I feel sort of caddish because they tend to be things that I've actually done, and so I sort of feel What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas.

It's really common for me to have ideas for things that I couldn't possibly write--sort of like WordVids! I can't do it, but other people have the chops.