I must share with someone the all-consuming rage currently consuming me....

Column due today.

Column written today with plenty of time to spare, all leisure-like and easy breezy.

Latter bits of column erased by piece of shit laptop upon saving.

*screams*

I finished the column and turned it in (basically I was just reproducing what I'd already written), but I could very gladly engage in some violence about now.

I guess I'll settle for merlot.