Nothing says holiday like tentacle pron with underaged sentient machines

[lunabee34]

Why does my brain desperately want me to write Farscape fic in which Talyn extends the "air quotes" hand of friendship "air quotes" to Crais?

*facepalm*

Also, who else thinks it's high-larious that we broke lj with free snowflake cookies? :)

Comments

[lyr]

Dude, I'd read that. I always did have a soft spot for Crais, as well as kind of a kink for human/sentient machine sex. I blame this on childhood Knight Rider slash I wrote in my head, but it may be a chicken and the egg sort of thing.

And if you're gonna get broken, is there a better way to do it than with free snowflake cookies?

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure when Yuletide crazy stops, this is a story I'm going to write. IT'S LIKE A SICKNESS!!!