Nothing says holiday like tentacle pron with underaged sentient machines

[lunabee34]

Why does my brain desperately want me to write Farscape fic in which Talyn extends the "air quotes" hand of friendship "air quotes" to Crais?

*facepalm*

Also, who else thinks it's high-larious that we broke lj with free snowflake cookies? :)

Comments

[ariadne83]

Because your brain is special?

(I am watching The Defiant One and trying not to cry like s baby.)

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

It is special. Very very special in there.

Why even try not to cry? It's a loooooooooosing battle. *hands over tissues*

[ariadne83]

*sniff*

Oh man, I skipped ahead to The Brotherhood and Ford has *such* a crowning moment of awesome, taking out two baddies and shielding himself with the body of a third.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Sweet, sweet Aiden.

He's soooooooooooo young. *glomps all over him*

[executrix.livejournal.com]

Sometimes the only way to shut it up is to write the story. Think of it as exorcism.

I only watched a couple of seasons of Farscape, but I couldn't help humming "A boy like that/Who kill your brother?/Forget that boy/And find another" every time Crais was onscreen.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahh! That is the perfect song for him.

I think you are right re: exorcising this fic. Maybe I won't be the only person in the 'verse intrigued by this idea. LOL

[lyr]

Dude, I'd read that. I always did have a soft spot for Crais, as well as kind of a kink for human/sentient machine sex. I blame this on childhood Knight Rider slash I wrote in my head, but it may be a chicken and the egg sort of thing.

And if you're gonna get broken, is there a better way to do it than with free snowflake cookies?

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure when Yuletide crazy stops, this is a story I'm going to write. IT'S LIKE A SICKNESS!!!