What I don't get is the inexplicable turd in the urinal.

I mean who does that? And how? In a regularly frequented restroom, how does one go about crapping into the urinal? Is it the thrill of possible discovery? *flaily hands* IDK.

And absolute yes to the drunkness. At least drunk ladies actually do sit on the toilet because they just don't have the control to hover. LOL Drunk dudes turn into automated sprinkler systems.