AKA The Many Reasons Why I Give People The Side-eye When They Say A Friend Is So Close They're Like A Brother (they make you miserable a lot of the time but for some reason you love them anyway???)
- Farting in your sister's face (note: there are two boys and three girls in my family, so this was a mix-and-match prank) - Filming themselves playing table tennis with my mother's guitar - Flushing my baby sister's head down the toilet - At a 21st, encouraged one of their (really, really drunk) friends to drink a cocktail that included curdled milk - Made Still make constant poos-and-wees jokes. They're now *both* in their thirties, JSYK. One of them lists The Simpsons as the best show ever made - When my mother isn't around, make constant dick/pussy/fag jokes
Basically, my brothers are douchebags. I love them, but they are total douchebags. And I would never make friends with guys who act like them.
A list of "pranks" my brothers have played
- Farting in your sister's face (note: there are two boys and three girls in my family, so this was a mix-and-match prank)
- Filming themselves playing table tennis with my mother's guitar
- Flushing my baby sister's head down the toilet
- At a 21st, encouraged one of their (really, really drunk) friends to drink a cocktail that included curdled milk
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MadeStill make constant poos-and-wees jokes. They're now *both* in their thirties, JSYK. One of them lists The Simpsons as the best show ever made- When my mother isn't around, make constant dick/pussy/fag jokes
Basically, my brothers are douchebags. I love them, but they are total douchebags. And I would never make friends with guys who act like them.