My Fucked Up Darling Husband

[lunabee34]

Okay, so is it totally wrong that like, five years ago, my husband and I got really stoned and made up Indian (and, liberal grad student here; I know the term is Native American, and I usually use it) names for all of my family, and that my scarlet-haired mom's is Red Bush Down Below?

Comments

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

::snicker:: Well, Indian names are supposed to be descriptive aren't they?

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

They are, aren't they. I guess that's why my dad's was He Who Sleeps With Red Bush Down Below. Ha

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

::giggle-snort::

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's just funny.


So what's yours?

MWAH!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, I wanted to be Princess Running Deer, but Josh insisted that Dancing Twat suited me better.

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

That's just... awful! And he bitched about Manroot and Tallywackers? Shoot.

What you need to do is challenge him to write femslash. Tell him to put up or shut up. Then you can sit back and laugh as he gives it a go!! Hee!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Hee, I hope his help on my "Morning Slash Talk" redeems him. I really would love to convince him to do some fanfic of any kind. He's funny as hell when he puts his mind to it.