Happy belated birthday! You are indeed crushing it and your kids are clearly excellent human beings. I blame the mother.

Though apparently you managed despite your parents, but I’m glad they managed to keep quiet and learn some tact.

Also that cowboy film sounds hilarious, the sort of thing I would watch with Jay and point out all the slashy potential while he is (pretends to be) outraged at my misreading of the Manly Nature of Western Filmology.