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Give me them doggy-style, rimming, and pegging--just give me your gals

So, I was reading

metafandom on delicious, as one is wont to do, and I ran across

cupidsbow's post about misogynist cliches in fic. In the comments,

polarisnorth says: You know, now that I think about it, I actually cannot remember ever reading fic where a woman has anal sex.

And that, dear fandom, is a crying shame.

Let's remedy that.

Het, femslash, all on hir lonesome--everything's welcome. And Lorraine does mean everything.

Comment fic, art, prompts!, links to already existing works.

Please signal boost, y'all.

THE WORLD NEEDS MORE WOMEN DOING IT IN THE BUTT, FOR REALS, YO!

ETAGoing out of town until Sunday. Will respond to comments when I get back. Keep porning in my absence!

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Silence (http://lunabee34.livejournal.com/125007.html) Weir/Teyla; Rimming!

Dammit, I don't need fic ideas unrelated to the two ficathon stories I am supposed to be doing!

Ahahahahhaha.

Oh yes you do.

*beams*

I don't know how it sounds to say I was just thinking about this

It sounds like you're a person after my own heart.

I am frequently found thinking about and/or engaging in said activity. LOL

It just irritates me that somehow in fannish nomenclature, anal sex has become a thing that dudes do exclusively. Well frak that. Anal sex is for everybody!!!!!

I feel like making badges. This is probably the result of reading too much HP MPreg last night.

I'm now imagining this becoming one of Hermione's projects.

*nods*

While still making time for S.P.E.W., Hermione Granger Weasley currently devotes most of her efforts to A.S.S.

Ha ha ha ha.

I'm here every night, folks.

*takes a bow*

I've been reading a ton of Glee fic (I'm so ashamed), and it seems like pretty much every other story has these teenaged girls having a metric ton of anal sex with each other. Which is fairly awesome. One of my favorites is from the

glee_kink_meme, which itself is fairly awesome: "But I'm not sure, because I've never fucked someone in the ass before. So I was thinking-" "No." (http://community.livejournal.com/glee_kink_meme/1224.html?thread=4373192#t4373192) I think most of the kinky f/f fic in this fandom involves butt play. I have no idea where all these people came from, but I think I love them.

Also, I think that says more about

polarisnorth not reading a whole lot of fic with actual women having sex in it than about the amount of Ladies Anal Extravaganza fic out there. Because I come across it all the time. Or else the women I read fic about are completely kinky equal opportunity sluts. I guess both of those things might be true.

IF YOU SPOIL ME, I WILL KILL YOU. One disc from the end, people.

Starbuck doesn't know who she is anymore. Frak that. She doesn't know what she is anymore. Everything's gone upside down and round the bend and outside in until she can't even think anymore. But these things, these she knows for true.

1.
"I'm Lee, and you're Kara." And she didn't know she needed to hear him say the words until he said them, all the smiling faces of the dead surrounding them, Starbuck's own grin flat against her palm.

She remembers lying on the cold sand with Lee, warm with booze and dancing--with stopping, with the unexpected freedom of standing godsdamned still--and knowing in that moment, as he yelled her name to unknown stars that she was everything she was meant to be.

2.
"What do you hear?" the old man says.

"Nothing but the rain," Starbuck answers.

"Then grab your gun and bring in the cat."

And she's away, nothing but starshine on her tail.

Starbuck never had a daddy to speak of, not one who stayed anyway. Just a stranger who taught her to play the scales and left before she had time to make them right. Just another loser. Just another deadbeat. Just another mystery.

Bill Adama is the closest thing she'll ever have to knowing what a father's like, what his love means--that precious and terrible gift.

3.
Sam Anders is her husband. The man she stood before the gods and pledged her life to, the man she's lost and found and stands to lose again.

He's a Cylon. One of the final five. A skin job. A toaster. The enemy.

And all Starbuck can think as she watches his heart beat steadily on the monitor, as she watches his eyes roll behind lids that have been closed for weeks, all she can think of is that first time on Caprica.

"Quit frakking around," she says, and he laughs against the curve of her hipbone.

"But I was just getting started," he says, his breath hot on her bare skin. His wet fingers push into her ass--once, twice--and Starbuck's had enough.

"Do it already," she says, drawing her knees up and pulling him forward.

Sam quits frakking around.

Starbuck rubs herself off while he fucks her, the two fingers in her cunt a counterpoint to his cock in her ass. When she comes, everything slows down, stills, until all she sees is the sweat beading on his collarbone, the sun making shadows on the wall.

"I'll come back for you," she says, and she means it.

"I will always find you," Starbuck says to Sam, to the body in the bed that bears his name. "The universe between us, but I won't let you fall."

Edited 2010-08-04 14:13 (UTC)

O. M. G.

I think I love them too.

*runs off to read*

Well, I think it's both. LOL

It's possible to read a heck of a lot of femslash and het without ever coming across anal sex.

It's also impossible to never come across it.

It's possible to read a heck of a lot of femslash and het without ever coming across anal sex.

Really? What fandoms are we talking about? Because I know I've read at least a few Elizabeth/Teyla anal stories, and the f/f in that fandom is so pure and virginal it's a little scary. That said, I'm not sure I've ever read an SG-1 f/f anal story, so perhaps you're right. And Xena was really weird about the kink, too (as in, there wasn't much of it at all).

In conclusion: those poor unfortunate souls.

It's a whole who you know, what corner of fandom thing.

And while I think I can find some pegging fic fairly easily, I am totally blanking on the straight up guy does girl up the ass with his penis fic.

Yes, well, clearly Chad did it with both Brittany and Santana. Or at least, tried to. I don't read enough het to even have a selection of het porn stories to blank on. I write vastly more het porn than I read, come to think of it. And isn't that strange and discomforting.

Naw.

Turns out I write more gen that I thought. Awesometastic but I wish I wrote more het and femslash than I do.

And I wish I wrote more gen. What is it they say about the neighbor's verdant meadows?

Greener, bb.

Greener.

*hugs and love*

I don't even write about men doing it in the butt.

I feel... I feel inadequate.

*thinks Thoughts about Zoe and Wash*

I am frequently found thinking about and/or engaging in said activity. LOL

Me three LOL

I have a rec for you.

Whether you've seen Avatar: the Last Airbender or not, this is hilarious. Femslash anal FTW!

ETA: and it's been vidded too!

And there's an Elizabeth Weir one that I may have to hit up storyfinders for; it's about her going on a bender in college, and waking up the next day to realize she's lost her anal virginity ;-)

Edited 2010-08-04 05:26 (UTC)

Dude.

No inadequacies. Ever.

You make Gaila real. And Pike. And Kirk's hurty, hurty pain. Who could ask more of you? Nobody, that's who.

But, just as a conversation point--Zoe and Wash are totally doing it in both their asses.

See?

Brain twins, bb.

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