Give me them doggy-style, rimming, and pegging--just give me your gals

[lunabee34]

So, I was reading metafandom on delicious, as one is wont to do, and I ran across cupidsbow's post about misogynist cliches in fic. In the comments, polarisnorth says: You know, now that I think about it, I actually cannot remember ever reading fic where a woman has anal sex.

And that, dear fandom, is a crying shame.

Let's remedy that.

Het, femslash, all on hir lonesome--everything's welcome. And Lorraine does mean everything.

Comment fic, art, prompts!, links to already existing works.

Please signal boost, y'all.

THE WORLD NEEDS MORE WOMEN DOING IT IN THE BUTT, FOR REALS, YO!

ETAGoing out of town until Sunday. Will respond to comments when I get back. Keep porning in my absence!

Comments

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Silence (http://lunabee34.livejournal.com/125007.html) Weir/Teyla; Rimming!

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I don't need fic ideas unrelated to the two ficathon stories I am supposed to be doing!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahhaha.

Oh yes you do.

*beams*

[thelastgoodname.livejournal.com]

I've been reading a ton of Glee fic (I'm so ashamed), and it seems like pretty much every other story has these teenaged girls having a metric ton of anal sex with each other. Which is fairly awesome. One of my favorites is from the glee_kink_meme, which itself is fairly awesome: "But I'm not sure, because I've never fucked someone in the ass before. So I was thinking-" "No." (http://community.livejournal.com/glee_kink_meme/1224.html?thread=4373192#t4373192) I think most of the kinky f/f fic in this fandom involves butt play. I have no idea where all these people came from, but I think I love them.

[thelastgoodname.livejournal.com]

Also, I think that says more about polarisnorth not reading a whole lot of fic with actual women having sex in it than about the amount of Ladies Anal Extravaganza fic out there. Because I come across it all the time. Or else the women I read fic about are completely kinky equal opportunity sluts. I guess both of those things might be true.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

O. M. G.

I think I love them too.

*runs off to read*

Starbuck/Anders

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

IF YOU SPOIL ME, I WILL KILL YOU. One disc from the end, people.



Starbuck doesn't know who she is anymore. Frak that. She doesn't know what she is anymore. Everything's gone upside down and round the bend and outside in until she can't even think anymore. But these things, these she knows for true.

1.
"I'm Lee, and you're Kara." And she didn't know she needed to hear him say the words until he said them, all the smiling faces of the dead surrounding them, Starbuck's own grin flat against her palm.

She remembers lying on the cold sand with Lee, warm with booze and dancing--with stopping, with the unexpected freedom of standing godsdamned still--and knowing in that moment, as he yelled her name to unknown stars that she was everything she was meant to be.

2.
"What do you hear?" the old man says.

"Nothing but the rain," Starbuck answers.

"Then grab your gun and bring in the cat."

And she's away, nothing but starshine on her tail.

Starbuck never had a daddy to speak of, not one who stayed anyway. Just a stranger who taught her to play the scales and left before she had time to make them right. Just another loser. Just another deadbeat. Just another mystery.

Bill Adama is the closest thing she'll ever have to knowing what a father's like, what his love means--that precious and terrible gift.

3.
Sam Anders is her husband. The man she stood before the gods and pledged her life to, the man she's lost and found and stands to lose again.

He's a Cylon. One of the final five. A skin job. A toaster. The enemy.

And all Starbuck can think as she watches his heart beat steadily on the monitor, as she watches his eyes roll behind lids that have been closed for weeks, all she can think of is that first time on Caprica.

"Quit frakking around," she says, and he laughs against the curve of her hipbone.

"But I was just getting started," he says, his breath hot on her bare skin. His wet fingers push into her ass--once, twice--and Starbuck's had enough.

"Do it already," she says, drawing her knees up and pulling him forward.

Sam quits frakking around.

Starbuck rubs herself off while he fucks her, the two fingers in her cunt a counterpoint to his cock in her ass. When she comes, everything slows down, stills, until all she sees is the sweat beading on his collarbone, the sun making shadows on the wall.

"I'll come back for you," she says, and she means it.

"I will always find you," Starbuck says to Sam, to the body in the bed that bears his name. "The universe between us, but I won't let you fall."

[possibly-thrice.livejournal.com]

I don't even write about men doing it in the butt.

I feel... I feel inadequate.

*thinks Thoughts about Zoe and Wash*

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Dude.

No inadequacies. Ever.

You make Gaila real. And Pike. And Kirk's hurty, hurty pain. Who could ask more of you? Nobody, that's who.

But, just as a conversation point--Zoe and Wash are totally doing it in both their asses.

[ariadne83]

I have a rec for you.

Whether you've seen Avatar: the Last Airbender or not, this is hilarious. Femslash anal FTW!

ETA: and it's been vidded too!

And there's an Elizabeth Weir one that I may have to hit up storyfinders for; it's about her going on a bender in college, and waking up the next day to realize she's lost her anal virginity ;-)

Katara in Latex FTW!!!!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG OMG

That is awesome. Totally, totally awesome.

And I am all about Elizabeth Weir losing her anal virginity. Allllll about it.

Enjoy the Veal!

[executrix.livejournal.com]

I don't have links, but I remember both snowgrouse and pinkdormouse writing Blakes7 het anal.

Re: Enjoy the Veal!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, I hope it was Servalan. Yum, yum.

[cupidsbow.livejournal.com]

Woot! What a great idea!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

*beams*

I hope we get lots of links and new fics. :)

Here via the DW network

[rydra_wong]

robynbender's Talyn Suite series (Farscape, John/Aeryn, NC-17) has het anal twice -- Sauce has her fingers/his ass and A Night At Home has anal intercourse.

Re: Here via the DW network

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!

I love John/Aeryn. *goes to read*

Re: Here via the DW network

[robynbender.livejournal.com]

[blushes] Thanks, honey! I am fond of both of those.

Remember Feldman's great bodyswap fic "Scientist, Astronaut, Nymphomaniac..."? http://glassonion.populli.org/archive/17/scientistastronaut.shtml In which, I love Aeryn's lines:

[gloss]

Linked on my DW!

Are self-links okay? *hoping*

Like Ice Is Cold (DCU, Wonder Girl/Robin, Wonder Girl/other ladies). Rimming and pegging.

We all got in tune (The Middleman, Wendy/Lacey/Noser). DP & pegging.

Be no flower (BtVS, Buffy/Angel, Buffy/Oz, Buffy/Angel/Oz). Rimming & manual pegging.

Heterosexual Lesbians (Enjoy Yourself) (BtVS, Buffy/Oz). Rimming and anal.

...and now I want to write some more. :D

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Dude! Absolutely. :)

Oh, how I love "Be no flower." Love love love love love

[sage]

Links

The story I posted this past weekend, here (Slings & Arrows).

Six Characters in Search of an Orgasm by chelle (SGA)

Annnnd, gosh, thete1 has posted some, but I can't remember specific stories. (DC Comics)

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Yay! More stories!

[wisdomeagle]

For You Only, Willow/Xander, pegging.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

I love it, I love it!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Don't Know Until You Try (http://jackandahat.dreamwidth.org/80980.html) - Ruth Negga/Cillian Murphy, (Breakfast on Pluto RPS) first time strap-on fun.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

\o/

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Indeed. LOL

[jouissant.livejournal.com]

I fully support this post! Fandom: needs moar girl anal.

I wrote this Scotty/Uhura (http://archiveofourown.org/works/109847) story, if you're interested in more at this late date!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

I will never be disinterested in this subject. LOL

Thanks for the link!