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lunabee34 ([personal profile] lunabee34) wrote2019-03-29 05:55 pm
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Delusions of Grandeur

Poll #21691 Shitpollsting about Star Wars
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 20


What is surely the most critically acclaimed feature of the prequels?

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the dragon that got loose from Pern
2 (10.5%)

Padme's medically sound diagnosis by gyno bot of "lost the will to live"
12 (63.2%)

the primordial NOOOOO! scream
8 (42.1%)

all the delightful CGI'd creatures
5 (26.3%)

Natalie Portman running in the sand like a deranged chicken
3 (15.8%)

With whom does Lando Calrissian have smoking hot sexual chemistry?

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Han
13 (81.2%)

Leia
7 (43.8%)

Chewie
5 (31.2%)

Droid L3
7 (43.8%)

Zhao Yunlan
4 (25.0%)

This only applies to people who watched a New Hope unspoiled for subsequent events: Did you think Luke/Leia was endgame ship?

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yes
7 (50.0%)

no
7 (50.0%)

For those same people in #3, were you sad when the ship focus shifted to Han/Leia?

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yes
1 (7.7%)

no
12 (92.3%)

Han and Chewbacca have totally had sex.

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Naturally--just two BFFs giving each other a hand out there on the raggedy edge
10 (52.6%)

Well, they kinda had to on that one planet; it was a condition of their release from one sort of penal servitude to another; and it was televised
7 (36.8%)

*totally shocked face* My, word. No.
3 (15.8%)

Only when Leia is watching
2 (10.5%)

Maybe? IDK They are both very private people
5 (26.3%)

How do you think the next movie should deal with Carrie Fisher's death?

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the_emu: Qui-Gon and Jar Jar fucking, canon (quijar)

[personal profile] the_emu 2019-04-04 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
There's plenty of rubbish in there, but I like the prequels a hell of a lot more than the original trilogy. They have Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Amidala, who I like much better than Luke, Han or Leia. (I like all three of them in the new movies, couldn't stand them in the originals.) TPM has the Duel of the Fates battle with Maul, which is the best part out of all of the Star Wars universe. I like the big vagina stadium scene in AotC. And that hilarious scene where Amidala's dressed up like a bondage queen telling Anakin he can't have her.

Amidala was great in the first two. Such a pity she was turned simpering and useless in the third. Apparently there was a scene where she was going behind Anakin's back to start the resistance; can't remember if it was shot or not, but damn I wish it had been in there. It adds a real interesting tension to her telling Anakin not to keep secrets, and makes her uselessness a cunning front while she does something of consequence other than give birth.

Jar Jar is kind of a stupid character, but he's for kids, so whatever. He's not nearly as toxic as Jake Lloyd's Anakin. Lucas was a monster to put that poor talentless kid in that role.

the_emu: Qui-Gon and Jar Jar fucking, canon (quijar)

[personal profile] the_emu 2019-04-05 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I didn't think the prequels were good, either; I just don't think they're as bad as everyone makes them out to be. Fans seem to be mad at them for not recreating the magical wonder of seeing spaceship battles when they were five years old, which seems like a tall order.

I didn't think Hayden Christensen was good, but Lucas managed to get pretty wooden performances out of Neeson, McGregor and Portman who are fantastic actors (and Liam Neeson made a whole career out of being amazing in utter dreck), so I don't hold it against Christensen that he couldn't shine beyond the directing. I mean, I don't think there's an actor out there who could have delivered that godawful dialogue sincerely. And I didn't find the character any more annoying and whiney than Luke in the originals, so I was fine with him.

I saw TPM a few times because I loved the fandom even if I only liked about thirty minutes of the movie. I think I only saw eps 2 and 3 once each in the cinema? I'm a fan of the idea of Star Wars much more than the actual movies. :-D I've enjoyed the new ones, though.