Random SPN musings

1. Does anybody have a copy of Bad Company’s “Bad Company” s/he could YouSendIt me? All I can find online are live versions of the song. *bats eyelashes*

2. Forget the YED. Forget Ava’s mysterious disappearance. Heck, forget Bobby’s sure-to-be-juicy backstory. These are my burning questions: How are Sam’s abs so tan? Does he lay out on the hood of the Impala in the parking lot of the HoJo? Why are Sam and Dean not obese? They eat fries and ride around on their asses all day. Two laps around a graveyard once a week does not an exercise regimen make. Is Dean binging and purging? Is Sam abusing laxatives? Finally, do they pluck each other’s eyebrows? Cause, wow. Well groomed.

3. Padackles. It’s a verb. “Dude, I Padackled his ass 'til he saw stars, if you know what I mean.” It’s a noun. “I’ve just bejeweled this jean jacket with my handy new Padackler.” It’s a state of being. “What are you doing?” “Just Padackling, man.”

4. Tonight at the exam I proctored, a guy signed the roster as “Sam Love.” And I thought, why yes I do. LOL