This cracks me up; maybe it's all the adrenaline

So, after avoiding surgery on Emma's infected toe (but not the screaming) and having surgery on Josh's infected mouth, AND DRIVING THROUGH ATLANTA TRAFFIC WHICH WAS SURELY MOST HARROWING, I offer some hilarity:

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name): Cleveland Russell
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad & father's dad): Milton Roy
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name): Dublo (really? really?)
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Grey Kitten
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born): Michelle Hattiesburg
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning): The Yellow Wine (or should that be Whine?)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Loon (ahahahahahahhahahaahahahhahhhahah)
8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie): Mint Chocolate Chip Shortbread
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name): Electra 196th
10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy): Beauty Butter Mint