A Wee Birthday ficlet for shannon730

shannon730 is one year older today, and I thought I'd take a minute to tell her how much she means to me. Shannon was, essentially, the first person I met in fandom. She beta'd my first EVER fic, introduced me to kitty_poker1 who is now my beta, and helped me learn the ropes of fandom. I will always be grateful to her for her support and friendship.

I wrote a little ficlet for her in the vein of a Xander meme I've seen running around lj. Don't worry, sweetie. This is more Shannon!friendly. (There is one teensy Xandery part to it; I couldn't resist. LOL)

Pairings: Willow/Xander, Willow/Spike, Willow/Oz, Willow/Tara
Rating: R for language

( Five Things That Never Happened to Willow Rosenberg )

PS This is unbeta'd as I wanted to get it out in time for your day! It is lacking Kitty's touches that make my work bearable, but I hope it's not completely unreadable.