Title: New Paths to Helicon, Pt. 2, or How Matt Farrell Finally Got into John McClane’s Levis
Fandom: Die Hard
Pairing: Matt Farrell/John McClane
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 2,038
Notes: The title is taken from the song of the same name (which I think contains the most beautiful melody I’ve ever heard) on Mogwai’s album Ten Rapid, although I vastly prefer the version entitled “New Paths TP Helicon, Pt. 2” on the BBC Sessions album
This is mostly just me being extremely silly so um *flails*
( Matt stopped leaving messages on McClane’s machine two days ago, not because as Warlock put it, he finally realized the futile and pathetic nature of his man crush, but because the machine was full. Besides, this isn’t a man crush; Matt’s had those before and McClane is no Chad Michael Murray. What Matt feels for McClane is something different, emotion forged through adrenaline and mortal terror and shared responsibility. Something way more noble than a man crush. Why else would Matt be hunkered down in the bushes outside McClane’s apartment watching him eat pizza through a gap in the blinds? )
Fandom: Die Hard
Pairing: Matt Farrell/John McClane
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 2,038
Notes: The title is taken from the song of the same name (which I think contains the most beautiful melody I’ve ever heard) on Mogwai’s album Ten Rapid, although I vastly prefer the version entitled “New Paths TP Helicon, Pt. 2” on the BBC Sessions album
This is mostly just me being extremely silly so um *flails*
( Matt stopped leaving messages on McClane’s machine two days ago, not because as Warlock put it, he finally realized the futile and pathetic nature of his man crush, but because the machine was full. Besides, this isn’t a man crush; Matt’s had those before and McClane is no Chad Michael Murray. What Matt feels for McClane is something different, emotion forged through adrenaline and mortal terror and shared responsibility. Something way more noble than a man crush. Why else would Matt be hunkered down in the bushes outside McClane’s apartment watching him eat pizza through a gap in the blinds? )