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alicebluegown16 who thinks John McClane's big bald head is really sexy and suspects Matt Farrell agrees.
( But Matt can’t help it. He’s always had this thing for hair—Suzy Carlson’s bright red pigtails in the fourth grade, Curtis Johnson’s buzzcut brushing along Matt’s inner thighs at space camp, Ally Bray’s curls damp with sweat on the nape of her neck after they’d kissed for hours at Dragon*Con. So, yeah. It makes a twisted kind of sense that Matt would fixate on McClane’s baldness. )
alicebluegown16 who thinks John McClane's big bald head is really sexy and suspects Matt Farrell agrees.( But Matt can’t help it. He’s always had this thing for hair—Suzy Carlson’s bright red pigtails in the fourth grade, Curtis Johnson’s buzzcut brushing along Matt’s inner thighs at space camp, Ally Bray’s curls damp with sweat on the nape of her neck after they’d kissed for hours at Dragon*Con. So, yeah. It makes a twisted kind of sense that Matt would fixate on McClane’s baldness. )
