Can you Byatt?

executrix just told me: BTW I tried to Make Fetch Happen by calling 50-word stories "byatts".

Why not?

Give me a fannish prompt (characters, pairing, episode, color, song, whatever), and I'll write you a Byatt. If I don't know the fandom, I'll make something up. It will be adorable ridiculous.

Feel free to play along if you like.