Lorraine is happy because:
Apr. 6th, 2008 10:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lunabee341. My daughter smashed her face up against the window and then ran inside and said, "Mommy! Mommy! Did you see that! I put my nasals on the window!"
2. Netflix FTW! Dorian Blues is an amazing movie. It's about a gay teen coming out of the closet and it's funny and it'll make you sob (but mostly clutch your High Life and say to your cat, "OMG, precious babies! I wanna pinch them.") and I don't think I could have spent my Saturday any better. Srsly, y'all should Netflix. I don't want to spoil, but the title is so very clever for more than the quite obvious reason and I think that even more than being a homosexual coming of age story, this film is about loving your brother so damn much. I seriously wanna read this all pastiche-d (if that's the right word) with Sam and Dean. And by want to read, I mean, PLEASE DO WRITE THIS STORY SOMEBODY WHO IS NOT ME PLEASE PLEASE.
3. HLOTS is awesome. AWESOME. I am fairly certain that my love for this show cannot be textually rendered. Does anybody have any slash recs to make? I trawled through crack_van and tried to get through 11 cents (whose archive I found rather unnavigable as pairings and such aren't listed) and came up trumps. Even though Exec disagrees with me, I see FrankenTim all OVER THE PLACE (or maybe I just wanna) and Lewis/Crosetti and yeah, okay all of them. LOL
4. The Vampire's Kiss by Raven Hart, Ballantine Books, 2007. You know how sometimes you wanna read something that necessitates a brain bleaching when you're done? Then this is your tome! I picked this up out of sheer boredom, started laughing my ass off and then retaliated with what I like to think of as Lorraine's very special brand of marginalia. Example: She was like a sexy, luscious human defibrillator. OMG, STOP TURNING ME ON, RAVEN HART. STOP IT! MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT. AHAHAAHHAHAHH I'm sorry, Raven, but why have I not published my ninth grade journal in which I waxed rhapsodic about Chris Cornell's profound understanding of the human condition in addition to lamenting the fact that nobody UNDERSTOOD MY DEPTHS as clearly all it takes to get published these days is crapping on a ream of paper and mailing that shit in to Ballantine Books? Srsly, y'all should read this. I embarrassed myself howling like a lunatic in public cause it is so damn funny.
5. Meme: Pick a fandom and I'll give you five reasons why the character I'm most attracted to would make a bad partner. (gakked from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
wisdomeagle.)
2. Netflix FTW! Dorian Blues is an amazing movie. It's about a gay teen coming out of the closet and it's funny and it'll make you sob (but mostly clutch your High Life and say to your cat, "OMG, precious babies! I wanna pinch them.") and I don't think I could have spent my Saturday any better. Srsly, y'all should Netflix. I don't want to spoil, but the title is so very clever for more than the quite obvious reason and I think that even more than being a homosexual coming of age story, this film is about loving your brother so damn much. I seriously wanna read this all pastiche-d (if that's the right word) with Sam and Dean. And by want to read, I mean, PLEASE DO WRITE THIS STORY SOMEBODY WHO IS NOT ME PLEASE PLEASE.
3. HLOTS is awesome. AWESOME. I am fairly certain that my love for this show cannot be textually rendered. Does anybody have any slash recs to make? I trawled through crack_van and tried to get through 11 cents (whose archive I found rather unnavigable as pairings and such aren't listed) and came up trumps. Even though Exec disagrees with me, I see FrankenTim all OVER THE PLACE (or maybe I just wanna) and Lewis/Crosetti and yeah, okay all of them. LOL
4. The Vampire's Kiss by Raven Hart, Ballantine Books, 2007. You know how sometimes you wanna read something that necessitates a brain bleaching when you're done? Then this is your tome! I picked this up out of sheer boredom, started laughing my ass off and then retaliated with what I like to think of as Lorraine's very special brand of marginalia. Example: She was like a sexy, luscious human defibrillator. OMG, STOP TURNING ME ON, RAVEN HART. STOP IT! MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT. AHAHAAHHAHAHH I'm sorry, Raven, but why have I not published my ninth grade journal in which I waxed rhapsodic about Chris Cornell's profound understanding of the human condition in addition to lamenting the fact that nobody UNDERSTOOD MY DEPTHS as clearly all it takes to get published these days is crapping on a ream of paper and mailing that shit in to Ballantine Books? Srsly, y'all should read this. I embarrassed myself howling like a lunatic in public cause it is so damn funny.
5. Meme: Pick a fandom and I'll give you five reasons why the character I'm most attracted to would make a bad partner. (gakked from
wisdomeagle.)
