HP Rec--PGish

Okay. I've been going through four years of HP crack_van recs, and I'm almost done, so ginormous HP rec post coming up soon, but I found it! Like the Holy Grail. Or something larger than a size four at Neilsons. The best fanfic I've ever read. In any fandom. Period. And by best, I mean--the fanfic I have enjoyed the most of any I've read. Boy have I laughed. Boy have I cried. And then I laughed some more. I've spilled things on myself. I've even talked to my computer. Aloud. And haughtily. I personally think everyone who ever lived, EVER, should read this story because I enjoy it so much.

If You've a Ready Mind by Maya. This fic centers on the premise that Draco is sorted into Ravenclaw instead of Slytherin and takes him through the entire six years of school that we have so far in canon. This version of Draco is brilliant--smart and scathing and seriously, seriously funny. It pairs Draco with girl and boy and treats both with equal merriment. In addition to being funnier than Terry Pratchett in conjunction with Neil Gaiman (I know, I said it), this Draco also has horrible, terrible, plausible reasons for making the choices he does. And you will cry. And in the next sentence you will laugh so that your tears run into your nose and sort of choke you as they go down your throat.

Gods, y'all have got to read this. I just can't think of any other way to say it.