Well, this afternoon was moderately horrific. I'm talking on the phone and Emma comes into the living room and spits something into my hand. "Mommy," she says, "this doesn't taste good." I look down and realize that what I'm holding is half a pill. So after some time with Poison Control and her pediatrician I got to wait around all afternoon for her to develop some horrible complication from this unidentifiable pill that she found wedged down in the corner of a jewelry box a friend had given her. Fortunately she's fine but it really freaked me out.
God, being the Mom sucks ass sometimes.
God, being the Mom sucks ass sometimes.