Fi: I'm having a baby.
Me: Oh, really?
Fi: Yes. I have a baby in my tummy.
Me: How did the baby get there?
Fi: Jalia made a baby for me. Charlie is having a baby, too. He have a boy baby.
Then we spent the afternoon with Baby Hortense stuck up my shirt and Little Pinky Six Hair stuck up her shirt. Good times.
In other news, everyone should go read Memorial by
lyr. It's based on the premise that when Buffy books it for LA, she stays gone. As beautifully written as you'd expect from Lyrstzha and gloriously sad.
Me: Oh, really?
Fi: Yes. I have a baby in my tummy.
Me: How did the baby get there?
Fi: Jalia made a baby for me. Charlie is having a baby, too. He have a boy baby.
Then we spent the afternoon with Baby Hortense stuck up my shirt and Little Pinky Six Hair stuck up her shirt. Good times.
In other news, everyone should go read Memorial by
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