OMG HELP ME!!!!!!!! Rekindle the fire, pls

Since y'all were not forthcoming with the Bonecrusher/Jeffrey Steingarten slash which I find personally devastating, maybe you can help me with something else. I've submerged myself in SGA to the exclusion of all else; I haven't read SPN in at least two months and I miss it. I have got to get back in the groove as the premiere is approaching, so this is what I've done so far:

I listened to my SPN mixed CDs today (and watching Emma holler, "Aaaaaoooooooooo yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, Aaaaaooooooooooooo on the road to Shambala," is pretty much as close to awesome as this life gets); I looked at all my pretty icons and thought long and hard about JP's biceps and JA;s jaw; and I fantasized the perfect SGA/SPN crossover that one of you should write because it ROCKS (So, vampires are real, but they're genetically bastardized versions of Wraith; the Ancients in their infinite fucktardedness wisdom brought a Wraith to Earth back in the day and let it get away to spawn vampires. SGC finds out and the SGA team end up fighting vamps with Sam and Dean. Or, you know, the Scoobs. Either way, it's all good.).

But I need some fic to get me kickstarted. Rec something you've read in the past two months that you think would be up my alley. Don't forget the J2 (especially if CMM makes an appearance)!!!!!!! C'mon, fire me up! :) (Yes, that is a Def Leppard reference)