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1. I don't know if Gotham intends my takeaway from this week's episode to be that Zsasz and Headhunter need to be murder boyfriends, but that's pretty much where I went. They can go shopping for cool assassin outfits and compare notes on how weird Penguin is when he cries into one of Ed's old suit jackets. I'd read about a million words of that.

2a. I am on an SGA nostalgia kick. I've started re-watching the show with Emma, and I think I want to start writing fic again. I've been reading a whole bunch of Old School McShep and, and I just miss how much fun I had writing in that fandom. And the fic holds up; I go back and read some Old School Buffy, and a lot of the time, my tastes have moved on, but not so with the Old School SGA fic. Such high quality stuff in that fandom.

2b. I'm thinking of writing a McShep fic first, but I'm open to anything. If you were in SGA fandom, what fic did you always want to read that never materialized? Give me all your prompts--any genre, pairing, trope. Or just talk to me about the show and the characters and dynamics you wish had been explored but weren't. I'm having so much fun sticking my toes back in these waters. Come swim with me.

4. Josh saw Thor today; my turn is tomorrow. I can't wait.

5. Emma is really struggling with friend issues right now, and I don't know what to do to help her. One of her friends is really messed up; she's living in a neglectful, borderline abusive, household (but nothing I could call child services about); the girl has a lot of issues as a result. I'm pretty sure she has an eating disorder. Emma is mature enough to understand that this girl's wildly fluctuating behavior and propensity to take out her anger on others comes from serious issues that the girl can't control, but she also knows it's not okay for this girl to be ugly to her. *sigh* Another friend is having parental issues that seem weird to me because I know the parents, but I don't have the sort of relationship with the parents where I could potentially intervene (not an abuse situation). Another friend is dealing with the fallout of having sex she wishes she hadn't had (at 13). Her closest friend is a grade younger than her and does a lot of extracurriculars, so they've spent very little time together this academic year. So Emma is feeling lonely and abandoned by her small friend group and also worried for her friends. This age is so hard. I'm so glad she and I are friends and that she trusts me and talks to me and also that she's not having sex.

Meme answer for the_emu: a magnificent bunny that lurks in the back of your mind, but you'll probably never write because it's too big to tackle

This is a story I'm not going to write for many reasons LOL but here it is in all its glory. It's an oldie but a goodie I have C&Ped from a post I made years ago.


Sheppard and Caldwell are captured by slave traders who specialize in . . . wait for it . . . SEX SLAVES! And they are trained in the sensual arts over a long period of time by this one guy who decrees that they must always be naked. And oiled. Their training starts with erotic massage and culminates in full-on manloving. But it takes an excruciatingly long time between steps; so all they do for two weeks is give each other backrubs LOL before moving forward to KISSING and so on. The fantasy also involves a lot of the Trainer watching them on video and wishing they would just get on with actually doing it, which they don't for a long time because they're military. And because they don't really like each other. But eventually, they do have sex and FALL IN LOVE but no one can ever know when they're rescued because of DADT but Rodney figures it out because he and Sheppard are best friends and Rodney connives a trip for Sheppard and Caldwell to the mainland for which Sheppard is eternally grateful as there's fellatio in a jumper and then DADT is repealed after months of pining for each other and Elizabeth is shocked but supportive and Ronon and Teyla don't see what the fuss is all about.


I don't read a lot of slave fic anymore (although I used to read it all the time), but this story still appeals to me. The problem is that I don't want to write it; I want to *read* it. LOL

1. I did not have a stroke, nor do I have meningitis. Instead, I had a headache. A headache. Wow. Okay. At least my doc expressed the proper jealousy that I got to see Daniel Tosh live in Hotlanta while he, sadly, did not.

2. I made the most amazing dinner tonight: a) fennel/spinach soup with a roasted red pepper couli and b) fresh linguine tossed with goat cheese and fresh herbs and topped with a soft boiled egg. Recipes upon request.

3. I kinda want to read this story (courtesy of hpstoryfinders): Hello, I am search for a fic that Snape get the will that said he is Elvis Presley's son, and he move to Graceland...I am not sure if it is Snarry or not , because it is very long time ago...Hopefully anyone have read it before and still remember where is it. Thank you!

4. I want to write this story where Vegas!SGC runs into Dawn Summers. And are duly impressed with her kickassery.

5. I'm sorta writing a sequel to that Giles/Jayne thing. It starts: Mal says, "You ain't got to take up with Jayne, Giles. You earned your spot on this boat free and clear."

6. Emma has been all day without a fever!!!!! She gets to go to school tomorrow. We are all relieved, especially Ems. She has read two Harry Potter books, a Boxcar children mystery, and a Goosebumps; watched TV; played her DS; and seen Voyage of the Dawn Treader (this was before we knew she had the flu). But she misses her friends. And Josh and I get to work. Whoooo! Or wait...

Call the Skies by ana_grrl; SGA gen; PG
You know how sometimes you come across this fic that is so unique, that answers a question you didn't even know was troubling you, that induces the kind of envy you thought you'd rather not cop to? Yeah, that's this kind of fic. Ana takes the issues that were raised in "The Seed" and spins them to such a gloriously cool conclusion.

Life in Three Dimensions by bluflamingo; SGA Mitchell/Sheppard/Lorne; Adult
I love a good threesome fic, but I especially love the threesome fic that acknowledges how difficult it must be to negotiate that kind of relationship. I love this fic for what gets unsaid, for the way things are difficult in a way I don't think any of the people involved anticpate and most of all I love this fic for the sweet, sweet twist of hope that threads through what is otherwise a rather melancholy piece.

ariadne83 has a theory; it's a bunny. #1 reason why somebody should be writing Rodney McKay/Brendan Gall fic!

Also, meme with me! I'm bored!

1) Make a list of 15 characters.
2) Assign each character a number.
3) Without telling anyone who's on the list or the character's assigned number, get questions from your flist about what they'd like to know about them, e.g., "If 5 + 9 had to rob a bank, could they pull it off?" (The more random the better!)
4) Post the answers and who was who on the list.

So, I'm moving forward on that SPN/SGA crossover. Things are not quite as woeful as they seemed previously; however, plot still remains elusive.

So, I ask: what would you most like to see in an SGA/SPN crossover? Plot? Character interactions? Sexual positions? LOL

I'm looking for inspiration here. (I haven't decided a pairing for the fic or even if there's to be one, so any and all suggestions on that front are welcome.)

Has anyone else noticed the relative ease with which the verses of Stargate and Supernatural could coexist? Let’s say for a moment that the events of both series inhabit the same world; then the following is possible:

1. Demons are actually some form of Goa’uld in which the symbiote has learned to become incorporeal (through technology or some genetic mutation or whatnot). Think about it; most of Earth’s theology and mythology is actually based on aliens and their intervention anyway in the Stargate verse. SPN demons are very much like the Goa’uld; they parasitically inhabit a human body and then although the host remains, its consciousness is pushed to the backburner, allowing the demon to commit atrocities the host would never consider.

2. Vampires are actually the ten thousand year evolution of the Wraith. When the Ancients came through the Gate to the Milky Way, some intrepid scientist brought Wraith DNA or some piece of Wraith technology with her and voila, vampires.

3. The YED is interested in Sam because he has the ATA gene; so do all the other psychic children. We know from SGA that Ancients who were close to ascension developed powers like telekinesis and healing and mind-reading. Sounds a little like the psychic kids’ abilities, doesn’t it? Maybe when the YED feeds Sam his blood, he’s doing something to speed up his evolutionary process in order to allow those abilities to manifest. This would also explain why he’s not interested in Dean (he doesn’t have the gene) and why Mary seems to know him; she has the gene, too.

4. Now I can’t really explain ghosts in terms of Stargate, although you could do something with ascension or phasing or technology that traps people between states of existence. But I think it’s okay for ghosts to just be ghosts if aliens are just gonna be aliens.

5. How much fun would it be for Dean and Cameron to interact? Or Sam and Daniel? Or Dean and Sheppard? Or Ronon and Dean? Or Teyla and Sam? Or Papa Winchester and General Hammond? More fun than I can say here, I think.

Somebody needs to write this crossover. Please! If you know of a good SPN/Stargate Xover, let me know. I’ve only encountered one so far, an amazingly hot PWP where Rodney meets Dean, and I’d love to read something long and plotty.

OMG I have the best story idea EVEREVEREVER!!!!!!!! And I don’t think I can write it even though I have fantasized outlined the plot in great detail and even MADE MYSELF CRY AT NIGHT IN BED INTO MY PILLOW HOPING MY HUSBAND WILL NOT HEAR because this story could be so damn good.

That’s why I want you (yes, YOU!) to write it for me. I’ll do .... Well, I dunno what I’ll do, but I swear it’ll be awesome and you’ll love it. Please, please somebody write this. You should probably know I can shamelessly beg for quite a while.

( The great Ronon and Rodney wedding epic featuring woobie!Rod )