it's all relative to the size of your steeple

[lunabee34]

Yes, I am revisiting the music of my erstwhile youth.

Josh just announced to me that he thinks we should start practicing some of the more kinky sexual acts that I am Not Fond Of so that if I happen to run into Jensen Ackles and he should demand them of me, I'll be able to oblige. He's such a forward thinking and considerate man, my husband.

:)

Comments

[executrix.livejournal.com]

Au contraire! Because Jensen is going to be *really* disappointed if he says, "Hey, baby, how about My Favorite Kinky Sexual Act That You Don't Like?" and you say, "Jensen, I'd LOVE to, except I've already used up my lifetime quota."

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmm.

I'm beginning to suspect that Josh isn't really thinking of Jensen at all.

Lie Back and Think of JensENGLAND

[executrix.livejournal.com]

But SHOULDN'T he? I mean, why encourage him to be selfish instead of thinking about something important?

Re: Lie Back and Think of JensENGLAND

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

You make a terribly valid point here.

The beautiful people, the beautiful people

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I plan to point out to Jared Padalecki that, at 5'1" to his 6'5", I won't even need to get on my knees. Hmm. I'm not sure what the plus is for him, but I know my knees would thank me!

I like how Josh is always thinkin'.

Re: The beautiful people, the beautiful people

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a videotape of the spittake followed by the knee slapping and guffawing that ensued when I called Josh in here to read this.

*dies*

[creedcascade.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is considerate of him!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

He's a kindhearted man.

[lyr]

Perhaps you should counter with a suggestion that you practice some of the kinky sex acts he is Not Fond Of in case he happens to run into Angelina Jolie (or, you know, whomever he thinks is the female equivalent of Jensen Ackles) and she demands them of him. Personally, I think Angelina looks like a girl who'd go in for pegging.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

As you may suspect by having laid eyes on me before, LOL, Josh is not so much into the skinny girls. I don't think Angelina Jolie would do it for him. Natasha Henstridge circa Species (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://sorenz.dk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/natasha-henstridge.jpg&imgrefurl=http://sorenz.dk/2008/03/18/visit-henstridge-in-anytown/&usg=__KgowFNJYzWZcMpDFUW4WYX33QMs=&h=425&w=340&sz=44&hl=en&start=4&sig2=QsvzpyUaEzCvrfUPlIMMpA&itbs=1&tbnid=wuWDgyJF04axpM:&tbnh=126&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnatasha%2Bhenstridge%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff&ei=cMpxS_TfIojkMYH0yI8L) however is right up his alley.

Unfortunately, there are very few kinky sex acts Josh is Not Fond of. *stamps foot*

[ariadne83]

Well, that is certainly an imaginative point of view. A+ for effort, Josh.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. He's a thinker, my man.