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Draco Malfoy has just rear-ended Adria. Ahahahahhahahahahahah. First let me take a moment to bask in that sentence. *ahem*

Draco is driving a sweet little Aston_Martin. It's black like his soul and faster than any Firebolt, and Draco is in love with this car. With all the subtlety of the Ori, Adria is driving a Hummer. It's fire engine red, naturally, and she doesn't even notice when Draco's sports car folds like an accordion into her back bumper. She just drives on, mowing down a pedestrian or two as she deems necessary, while Draco consoles himself with the petty thought that Harry Potter will never go for a drive in an Aston Martin, much less sit in the smouldering wreckage of one in the middle of a roundabout.