Things that should make a girl go squeeeee

[lunabee34]

1.songstowearpantsto This site is awesome. Andrew writes songs to *your* specifications. You can request a free song (which he may or may not write depending on his mood; he appears to most often fulfill requests that are either really silly or very challenging) or haggle prices for a paid song. I found this site after watching this Supernatural vid on YouTube. Be sure to listen to "Shoot the Zombies" (I defy you not to sing this all day like a freak), "Celtic Techno Burrito," "Bow Down to My Pwnzorness I Guess," "It's too Loud," and "I am Bjork." I'm trying to think of a clever request of my own that he might honor.

2. Andy has put together a rough version of our movie! It lacks sound in some places (we gotta redub some of it) and a couple of special effects, but it's essentially done. And OMG, I am in love with myself. LOL Shocking, I know. I'm really proud of this thing y'all. It's funny and sad and there's erotic tension liek!whoa. *grins like a loon*

3. Supernatural Thursday! With a new episode! Wooooooooooo! Why is it not on yet? LOL

Y’all I have had the worst day ever. Ever I say. It began with my husband taking my keys with him accidentally to his work so that I couldn’t go teach this morning and then culminated in my dialup being so fucktarded that I couldn’t download this dissertation prospectus that I needed to edit by this afternoon; I had to drive into town and get a paper copy to edit. I had a little meltdown that may or may not have involved much screaming and also fists of rage on the mattress and walking across campus with a snotty nose. PURLEASE cheer me up. *bats eyelashes*

Comments

[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

::offers you one of many pretty lady icons to cheer you up::

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. That's *exactly* what I needed. :)

[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

:)

[ana-grrl.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry your day is so sucktastic! Also, I loved the song about reverse escargot. Therefore, I offer you this idea to cheer you up:

-Imagine your very favourite characters (it can even be a crossover) landing on a planet (or waking up to some kind of crazy new Earth) that is populated by giant snails that are hungry for the exotic humans! Now - imagine how those characters will react! I have suggestions:

- Jayne will try to shoot the giant snails while ignoring Simon's dry observations on the irony of it all.

- River will attempt to make friends with the lovely, misunderstood (hungry) snails, while Simon frets about the goo she's getting on her hands.

- Wash will make humourous yet increasingly frantic observations on the vile nature of snail slime, and really, he didn't ever want to eat a snail, so can't they just give a guy (and his really hot wife that he loves a lot, check out her curves!) a break?

- Mal will make comments along the line of, "If we can bring one of them things down, ruttin' rich folk would pay us a mint." (Jayne: "If I bring one of them things down, I'm gonna want more'n some teeny little gorram mint for it." Crew: *astounded looks at Jayne").

[ana-grrl.livejournal.com]

*g* I strongly suspect that Wash would have a lot to say on the subject of giant, human-eating snails!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. Reverse Escargot is a great song, isn't it? LOL

"If I bring one of them things down, I'm gonna want more'n some teeny little gorram mint for it."

Oh, Jayne. *squishes him*

I feel much better now. *I* don't have horrid killer snails to deal with.

[ana-grrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jayne. *squishes him*

Jaye is very special! He needs many (non-lethal) squishes!

I'm glad you feel better through the power of reverse escargot!

[mugabe.livejournal.com]

when all else fails, scream the word "whalecock."

betcha can't do it without giggling.

and besides, it'll be 8pm before you know it. HOORAY FOR NEW SPN!

WHALECOCK 4EVAH!!!!!!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Better.

Thanks.

:)

Less than two hours! Wooooo!

[gloss]

If your connection's cooperating now, this blog of vintage female nudes might cheer you up. I can't tear my eyes away!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is pretty. Very, very pretty.

*changes out desktop background*

Thanks, Gloss!

[executrix.livejournal.com]

Errrr, 2 1/2 hrs to SPN, so here's an exclusive preview from "The Gay Lords". And I think it's awesome that you wrapped and you're in post. Whooot!

Mike was starting to get some idea what the hell kind of place it was, and he was going to pack his bag again, leave the key on the hall table, and go find someplace to live that wasn't full of sideshow freaks. But just as he was about to push away from the table and storm out, Mrs. Washburno came back with a steaming plate of some kind of meat loaf all mixed up with wavy noodles and pungent red sauce.

When he looked up from the plate, he saw that a newcomer had entered the room: a huge, thick-muscled man in tight denim, motorcycle boots, and a brown leather jacket with a shearling collar. The outfit was topped off with a striped, knitted watch cap in yellow and orange. A pair of horns—Mike squinted and thought they were white plastic—stood out from the sides of the cap. "Colder'n a witch tit out there!" the giant boomed, rubbing his hands. "Hey, Mama, got any heroes today?"

"Unhappy is the land that needs a hero," said the young man at the table nearest the pay phone. He looked up from the book he was reading, brushed his long dark hair away from his eyes, and resumed reading. Mike felt like yelling, "Hey! Get a haircut!" but didn't, because the aroma of the steaming platter reminded him that a meal was long overdue.

"Sure," she said. "I got what you like, Big Man." She handed him a straw-swatched bottle of wine and passed through the slatted half-doors to the kitchen. Mrs. Washburno lifted a thick length of hot sausage onto the grill. As she waited for it to sizzle, she selected a baton of bread, sliced through the crispy crust, and prepared the tender crumb with a sprinkling of herbed oil. Then she enveloped the meat in the bread and laved it with tangy tomato sauce.

Mike's stomach was still growling, but the fork stayed poised in his hand as, fascinated, he watched the hot meat disappear into Gina's mouth, alternating with long pulls directly from the neck of the wine bottle.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Yay! Food! I love the way you write about food, Exec. It never fails to make me hungry.

Mike felt like yelling, "Hey! Get a haircut!"

*g*

I can't wait to read the whole of this.

[executrix.livejournal.com]

Well, there's this bit where Mike rappels up the torn t-shirt and moans, "GIIIINAAA!"

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

One thing that always bugged me about B7 was that food is always associated with the bad guys. The Liberator is God knows how many times bigger than Serenity, but if it has a dining area, we never see it.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Oh. That had never occurred to me, but you're right. It's always Servalan and the bad guy of the week sitting down to dinner and drinking wine. This last season we do see the crew drinking together at times, but never eating. They have very very few of those family moments that were so precious in FF.

[executrix.livejournal.com]

Of course it really happened because so many of the RL actors ran for the exit, but it might be argued that, in fictional terms, the reason Blake and Jenna didn't return to the Liberator after Star One was that the group of misfits thrown together *didn't* become a family of choice.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

I think that's a good argument actually. I mean, Jenna only ever seemed to matter to Blake, and for that one episode, Zen.

What I find fascinating is that in spite of all the problems I find with this last season, the whole family dynamic is much stronger. Avon has this grudging affection for Vila that makes me smile (an affection borne entirely of the fact that Vila is an open book with threat level already assessed) and SooLin fits in so well. I like her a lot.

[executrix.livejournal.com]

Soolin and Dayna have a nice friendship vibe, and 70s TV was a medium in which "Chloe Liked Olivia" was definitely not a frequent statement.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

True, true.

Dayna just kills me, though. The first handful of eps she was in, I really really liked her. And then she got steadily more lame and incompetent.

Avon is becoming ever more theatrical, isn't he? LOL

[executrix.livejournal.com]

It's the DueSouth Law in operation. The Magic 8-Ball says that, if your show gets to a fourth season and your star is named Paul, he will think he is the showrunner. And then no piece of balsawood will be safe.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

bwhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

*gives the other library patrons the bitchface when they stare*

[lyr]

*comforting hugs* I'm sorry you had such a crappy day, sweetie. But I'm glad to hear that things are moving along with you movie! I look forward to seeing it someday.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You are such a dear heart.

*huggles you*