Not fannish, but a list of actual porno movie titles that had me in stitches:
HEREStar TrekSeeds of Retribution Kirk/Khan by Wildcat One possible, NC-17 rated, version of what happens behind these scenes between these two in the episode "Space Seed."
Kanaar by The Archivist Garak and Bashir, pre-slash. This is a really interesting exploration of Garak's character through the medium of Cardassian cuisine and dining rituals. This fic excellently invents aspects of Cardassian culture that brilliantly illuminate a burgeoning relationship.
BtVS/AtsShe Fixes You by
executrix Faith/Giles Adult
The first thing Giles noticed was not Faith's beauty, or her damaged charisma (broken at the strong places, just the thing to appeal to a Bitter Old Chaos Queen) but how very much….larger she was than Buffy.Weighs Nothing: Five Lies That Connor’s Father Told Him by
kita0610 5 drabbles that deal with each of Connor's fathers. The last is a killer. Really amazing piece.
Sweet, Sour, and Sweet Again (The Monster at the End of this Book Remix) by
wisdomeagle Cordy and Fred. This piece is brilliantly constructed. I'm such a sucker for clever narrative styles and this is certainly a piece that plays with narrative and highlights our complicity as readers/viewers in the narrative arc. Very thoughtful.
Again by
kindkit Ethan/Giles, rated R. Three decades of meetings for these old Mages. Truncated, but all the powerful for the brevity.
Prerequisites by
tkp A poem from Angelus's point of view. Really captures the mood of his voice-over narration of the episode where he kills Jenny. Great read.
As if We Should Forget We Have No Hands by
tabaqui Spike/Xander Adult. Xander has amnesia and Spike helps him to reclaim his past and his future. Tabi always has such novel ways of writing about an old theme. Also, one chapter of this is just pure-d scary, something that's really hard to pull off, I think.
Remnants of a Whatchamacallit Evening by
wisdomeagle Harmony/Cordy The Harmony here is so perfect--so believeable. So funny and yet utterly tragic at the very core, which is how Harmony should be. A MUST READ.
FireflyWhat River Knows by
trekgirl55 River and Zoe have a conversation after the BDM. This is very sad, but very plausible. Great read.
Fowl Play and its sequel
Fowl Tempered by
lyrstzha 'Cause chickenification is so a word. LOL
Cave Cave by
executrix This is crack-fic at it's best--Wash as the
Xander victim of a love spell he intends for Zoe. Will test the structural integrity of your bladder.
Babysitters' ClubKristy and the Horrible Breakup by
thelastgoodname Kristy/Stacey Oh the voices in this are so so so perfect. Made me wanna go check all the books out of the library again. This fic is guaranteed to make you all grinny.