![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
reveal this information to the world at large, but it's amazing what a glass of pinot grigio will do for a girl on her favorite night of TV. (Well, Tuesday and Sunday can duke it out LOL)
Y'all, I have spent like three days reading Dark Memories by Blueowl and I was enjoying it. It is not the most gloriously written story of ever. You will find no stellar metaphors or exquisite turns of phrase. But I really liked the plot. It's novel. The Horcrux in Harry's head gives him Voldemort's memories which gives him knowledge and power, which is way better than Harry being the most bestest wizard of ever because he's the heir of Merlin and also Jesus. Makes sense, even canonically. And then. And then. LIKE 80,000 WORDS INTO THE STORY HARRY MAKES A SENTIENT TEDDY BEAR THAT SPENDS THE REST OF THE 80,000 WORDS RIDING AROUND ON HARRY'S LEG AND SOMETIMES PUNCHING THEODORE NOTT IN THE FACE AND TURNING RANDOM RAINBOW COLORS. Why? Why? Why in your perfectly interesting story would you make a prominent character who is a TEDDY BEAR? I did not sign on for Teddy Bear. I know I am an old lady but surely even the fourteen year olds of FF.net are not into Teddy Bears. IDK, my BFFs.
Josh just asked me if we're all full of the Holy Spirit does that make us Horcruxes for Jesus. *pets him*
So have a link to wipe the brain: 14 Luxury Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy. I have no words. Except maybe, new Yuletide fandom.
Y'all, I have spent like three days reading Dark Memories by Blueowl and I was enjoying it. It is not the most gloriously written story of ever. You will find no stellar metaphors or exquisite turns of phrase. But I really liked the plot. It's novel. The Horcrux in Harry's head gives him Voldemort's memories which gives him knowledge and power, which is way better than Harry being the most bestest wizard of ever because he's the heir of Merlin and also Jesus. Makes sense, even canonically. And then. And then. LIKE 80,000 WORDS INTO THE STORY HARRY MAKES A SENTIENT TEDDY BEAR THAT SPENDS THE REST OF THE 80,000 WORDS RIDING AROUND ON HARRY'S LEG AND SOMETIMES PUNCHING THEODORE NOTT IN THE FACE AND TURNING RANDOM RAINBOW COLORS. Why? Why? Why in your perfectly interesting story would you make a prominent character who is a TEDDY BEAR? I did not sign on for Teddy Bear. I know I am an old lady but surely even the fourteen year olds of FF.net are not into Teddy Bears. IDK, my BFFs.
Josh just asked me if we're all full of the Holy Spirit does that make us Horcruxes for Jesus. *pets him*
So have a link to wipe the brain: 14 Luxury Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy. I have no words. Except maybe, new Yuletide fandom.
