taking a page from Bill Maher
Mar. 13th, 2011 09:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lunabee34NEW RULES
1. Please, world--for the love of Samuel Johnson--stop saying that things make you feel nauseous. If you mean that suddenly people start puking whenever they touch you, sure. Go ahead. You are using the right descriptor. If you mean that you feel as if you have to vomit, you are NAUSEATED! NAUSEATED! To recap, to be nauseous means to induce the feeling of nausea in others.
2. Yo, idiots in the car-riders line at [redacted] Primary--there are rules for dropping off your kids at school. Drive up to the cone and unload as many cars as stretch from cone 1 to cone 2! When we unload our children one special snowflake at a time directly in front of the door, it takes roughly four million years! Do not get out of your car and start brushing your kid's hair while everyone behind you idles and fumes. Do not adjust her clothes. Do not kiss her for longer than thirty seconds. Do not have protracted conversations. I can see from your pajamas and rumpled coiffure that nothing pressing awaits you this morn; some of us have to get to work, dumbass!
3. Everybody should watch Stoplight on Tuesday nights. It is really freaking funny and also surprisingly poignant at times. Not a sole misstep thus far. We've got a couple who just moved in together, a married couple, and a single dude who is living it up with the ladies. And most importantly, it does not feel like a retread of the ground Friends and the like already covered. Last week, they had a conversation about the most influential band in rock and roll, and it was perfect. It felt like they listened in at my house after two pinot grigios.
4. Jacquie should send me a vid like this every day with the description, "This is so you, Lorraine. Am I right? Am I right? Cazwell's Ice Cream Truck I like rainbow sprinkles on my ice cream pie. (NSFW!)
1. Please, world--for the love of Samuel Johnson--stop saying that things make you feel nauseous. If you mean that suddenly people start puking whenever they touch you, sure. Go ahead. You are using the right descriptor. If you mean that you feel as if you have to vomit, you are NAUSEATED! NAUSEATED! To recap, to be nauseous means to induce the feeling of nausea in others.
2. Yo, idiots in the car-riders line at [redacted] Primary--there are rules for dropping off your kids at school. Drive up to the cone and unload as many cars as stretch from cone 1 to cone 2! When we unload our children one special snowflake at a time directly in front of the door, it takes roughly four million years! Do not get out of your car and start brushing your kid's hair while everyone behind you idles and fumes. Do not adjust her clothes. Do not kiss her for longer than thirty seconds. Do not have protracted conversations. I can see from your pajamas and rumpled coiffure that nothing pressing awaits you this morn; some of us have to get to work, dumbass!
3. Everybody should watch Stoplight on Tuesday nights. It is really freaking funny and also surprisingly poignant at times. Not a sole misstep thus far. We've got a couple who just moved in together, a married couple, and a single dude who is living it up with the ladies. And most importantly, it does not feel like a retread of the ground Friends and the like already covered. Last week, they had a conversation about the most influential band in rock and roll, and it was perfect. It felt like they listened in at my house after two pinot grigios.
4. Jacquie should send me a vid like this every day with the description, "This is so you, Lorraine. Am I right? Am I right? Cazwell's Ice Cream Truck I like rainbow sprinkles on my ice cream pie. (NSFW!)
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