Monday is for shitposting about Star Trek

[lunabee34]

1. I got the most awesomest package from executrix! So many good looking books. I can't wait to dive in. Thank you, Exec. :)

2. I am getting back in the groove of exercising the way I want to: biked for 50 minutes, ran 2 miles on the elliptical, arm weights. Feeling good.

3. I finished big project at work! I have been receiving good feedback for my work so far. No matter the ultimate fate or verdict, it's done. So, so done and happy about that.

4. I cannot believe how much conversation I got out of my Jane Eyre shitpost. Love it, love y'all. :)

5. Next shitposting topic:

Poll #21361 There's Klingons on the starboard bow

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 25

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Best captain is

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Favorite Deanna partner

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Riker
11 (47.8%)

Worf
7 (30.4%)

Beverly
5 (21.7%)

someone else I will explain in comments
2 (8.7%)

As immortalized in the fic "Data Goes Ballistic," Data's new penis is 24 inches long and as thick as Geordi's wrist. No details on his old one.

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yes
3 (14.3%)

no
18 (85.7%)

Just how should Picard pass on his wisdom to Cadet Crusher?

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via his genitals, naturally
0 (0.0%)

with a tasteful gift basket of earl grey
17 (73.9%)

with a well-timed warning that dropping out of the Academy to gallivant around the universe screwing with time will totally mean he gets cut out of Riker/Troi's wedding scene
12 (52.2%)

something else in I will explain in comments
0 (0.0%)

Jadzia is 100% the best

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yes
7 (30.4%)

yes
0 (0.0%)

totally yes
4 (17.4%)

hell yes
3 (13.0%)

all the yeses
9 (39.1%)

Comments

[china_shop]

What, no ticky-boxes for people who don't have a clue about Star Trek? ;-)

(I've only watched Disco. And I'm valiantly resisting messing up your data set by answering randomly. *polishes halo*)

[lunabee34]

Heeeeee.

This data was designed to be messed up.

I really, really want to watch Disco, but I am not paying for another streaming service. I will get around to it eventually when my mom is done with the season one set I gave her for Christmas.

[china_shop]

This data was designed to be messed up.

Should that read, "This Data was designed to be messed up" by any chance? ;-)

[lunabee34]

I missed a punning opportunity! Mea culpa! LOL

[misbegotten]

You should have asked favorite doctor. I’m always a sucker for the doctors.

[lunabee34]

I love all the doctors! In order of preference

McCoy
Hologram Doctor
Pulaski
Crusher
Bashir

Let’s see if I can reply in the right place

[misbegotten]

McCoy
McCoy (that totally counts)
Crusher
Bashir
Holodoc
Phlox
Pulaski

[archersangel]

OG mccoy
crusher
bashir
phlox
holographic doctor

[zulu]

JADZIA. Oh I had such a crush in high school. Well before I knew I was into girls.

[archersangel]

interestingly enough, i too made a trek-related sh*t post-like thing today;
https://archersangel.dreamwidth.org/264915.html

[shaddyr]

THIS MADE ME RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY!

I adored the Jadzia question.

But how about the engineers?

I want a question for favourite crossover characters - like O'Brien and Cowen or the EMH Doc and Woolsey and so on.

LALALALA! That was fun!

[conuly]

Okay, so hear me out: Deanna Troi and Ezri Dax.

[timespirt]

Me too. McCoy was my all time fav..."I'm a doctor, not a...fill in the blank".

[timespirt]

You forgot Phlox.

[lunabee34]

That must be the Enterprise Doc. I have never seen Enterprise, alas.

[lunabee34]

DeForest Kelly had such a good delivery. That sarcasm, that belligerence that disguises affection. An iconic actor in an iconic role.

I really like Karl Urban's reprisal, too, but nothing can touch the original.

[lunabee34]

I am ready to hear not only hear you out but subscribe to your newsletter.

Maybe Deanna goes to DS9 to check on Worf after Jadzia's death? And meets Ezri?

[lunabee34]

Now that is a fine question!

I love all the engineers. Love O'Brien. Love Belanna. Love Scotty for sure.

I think crossovers with the characters played by different actors are really cool. I can't imagine O'Brien being Cowen unless it's MirrorVerse O'Brien (I can't remember if his doppelganger was a good guy or a bad guy), but I can imagine Doc thrown back in time and becoming Woolsey.

[lunabee34]

OMG, yes. She is just incandescently beautiful and smart and FUN. What a good character. I hate that the showrunners did Farrell so dirty. :(

[melagan]

Odo! <3

Everyone should have one.

[lunabee34]

Your icon is amazing!

Re: Let’s see if I can reply in the right place

[lunabee34]

Karl Urban does such a good job reprising that role. He seems enough like the original while still doing his own thing. (And he is not hard to look at either!)

[lunabee34]

Yes!

I would like me an Odo as well.

I feel like Ronon and Odo would get along very well in combat situations. Ronon wouldn't even need to use all the knives in his hair to get the cell door unlocked. Odo could just become the key. LOL

[lunabee34]

I really like Crusher, too. I'm pleased to see so many people putting her so high in their rankings. I love that she got to play so many roles: doc, love interest to Picard, mom to Wesley, researcher/investigator, BFF to Deanna.

[havocthecat]

The answer to favorite doctor is "yes."