Sunday is for shitpollsting about childhood animated favorites

[lunabee34]

Poll #21490 if it's not Baroque, don't fix it

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 24

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So many dead moms, Disney. What's up with that?

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it's a tired ass trope that should be retired
16 (72.7%)

and it's not any better when the dad dies instead
8 (36.4%)

for a kid to be a hero, they have to be isolated; taking away a support system is part of that
6 (27.3%)

if the parents are around, then there's way too much taking a bath and not eating dessert before dinner and way too little of embarking on dangerous quest
9 (40.9%)

sometimes it's well done, and I'll tell you where in the comments
1 (4.5%)

Beauty and the Beast: Those three chicks who keep swooning after Gaston

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get over his loss with the power of group sex
12 (52.2%)

trek into the bottom of the ravine, gather together his mangled bones, and bring back something not quite Gaston
6 (26.1%)

each marry some local Joe, each secretly wistful for their rest of their lives for Gaston
4 (17.4%)

start working at the castle and discover they love reading with Belle's help
8 (34.8%)

Little Mermaid: Ariel

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totally regrets losing her legs
6 (25.0%)

thinks Ursula was scary but also wishes she had that kind of power
15 (62.5%)

has children with fins who must go to the sea if they are to survive
5 (20.8%)

assassinates her first subject for mistakenly baking Flounder
3 (12.5%)

continues to brush her hair with a fork until the day she dies
14 (58.3%)

Land Before Time: Best closing credits song ever?

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yes
5 (50.0%)

hell yes
2 (20.0%)

not as good as the one in Guardian
2 (20.0%)

and also yes
3 (30.0%)

Comments

[archersangel]

i'm fairly sure " Those three chicks who keep swooning after Gaston" were sisters, or maybe triplets, so "get over his loss with the power of group sex" is really NOT the way to go.

[lunabee34]

Ha! It never occurred to me they could be sisters.

I think it's debatable whether that would make it a feature or a bug. :)