Delusions of Grandeur

[lunabee34]

Poll #21691 Shitpollsting about Star Wars

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What is surely the most critically acclaimed feature of the prequels?

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the dragon that got loose from Pern
2 (10.5%)

Padme's medically sound diagnosis by gyno bot of "lost the will to live"
12 (63.2%)

the primordial NOOOOO! scream
8 (42.1%)

all the delightful CGI'd creatures
5 (26.3%)

Natalie Portman running in the sand like a deranged chicken
3 (15.8%)

With whom does Lando Calrissian have smoking hot sexual chemistry?

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Han
13 (81.2%)

Leia
7 (43.8%)

Chewie
5 (31.2%)

Droid L3
7 (43.8%)

Zhao Yunlan
4 (25.0%)

This only applies to people who watched a New Hope unspoiled for subsequent events: Did you think Luke/Leia was endgame ship?

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yes
7 (50.0%)

no
7 (50.0%)

For those same people in #3, were you sad when the ship focus shifted to Han/Leia?

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yes
1 (7.7%)

no
12 (92.3%)

Han and Chewbacca have totally had sex.

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Naturally--just two BFFs giving each other a hand out there on the raggedy edge
10 (52.6%)

Well, they kinda had to on that one planet; it was a condition of their release from one sort of penal servitude to another; and it was televised
7 (36.8%)

*totally shocked face* My, word. No.
3 (15.8%)

Only when Leia is watching
2 (10.5%)

Maybe? IDK They are both very private people
5 (26.3%)

How do you think the next movie should deal with Carrie Fisher's death?

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Best fandom to cross over with Star Wars? Tell me why in comments.

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Comments

[kore]

Really long stretches of them are just unwatchable. It's amazing.

[timespirt]

Lucas should have started at the beginning instead of the middle. I can't really see anyone playing the parts of the original cast but the original cast. Besides, who reads a trilogy starting in the middle anyway!

[lunabee34]

I suspect he didn't have a beginning at that time. LOL

[timespirt]

What I remember from somewhere was that he decided to start in the middle. I found this below in a search.

Why did Star Wars start with Episode IV? - Quora

So Star Wars 2 was renamed to Star Wars Episode V: The Epire Strikes Back and Star Wars was later rereleased in theaters under the name Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. Lucas would later explain that he had this whole story planned out from the start and that he started in the middle but always planned to go back and tell the beginning part.

[lunabee34]

Oh, wow. Yeah, that makes absolutely no sense at all.