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Last night, our beautiful and pristinely white refrigerator went gently into that good night. (Well, actually the compressor died, and the fan iced over and got stuck, and Josh ripped that sucker right out because you could hear it grinding through the whole house.)

As I now invite our friends over to help us cook and eat ALL THE THINGS before they spoil, I thought I might commemorate the hallowed appliance that kept my beer cold and my cheese ready for slicing with a commentfic fest.

Lorraine's Multifandom Refrigerator Commentfic Fest


Maybe they don't just shove Elizabeth through the Gate at the end of "Ghost in the Machine."

Maybe Danny makes Steve a sandwich, and then they do it.

Maybe Uhura gets hypothermia, and Gaila has to cuddle up to save her life. And then they do it.

Whatever your interpretation, no matter how oblique--saving a beloved character from fridging, freezing temperatures, literal refrigerators--feel free to leave prompts and to fill them. No obligation to fill a prompt if you leave one. Let us know the fandom in the subject line and any warnings.

Spread the word!

*eats another popsicle before they melt*

Prompt: SGA

Date: 2011-05-23 08:45 pm (UTC)
ext_2351: (sga: weir by frosted magnolia)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
They don't just chuck Elizabeth through the Gate at the end of "Ghost in the Machine." Not just because she's Elizabeth OMG, but because the Atlantis expedition members I know and love wouldn't chuck any of their crewmates through the Gate like that, not even Kavanagh!

Prompt: Deadwood

Date: 2011-05-23 08:48 pm (UTC)
ext_2351: (spn: colt by trustygeek)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
So what's it like to live in a time when refrigeration is just a great big block of ice? The whole town is down to non-perishables, and Alma would give anything for some gosh durned ____________.

Date: 2011-05-23 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fatorangekat.livejournal.com
Maybe Danny makes Steve a sandwich, and then they do it.

OMG, way too damned funny. I love you- this is way to damn cute an idea. LOL

Date: 2011-05-24 03:14 am (UTC)
ext_2351: (rainbow heart by galatea)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
Bweeeeeeeee!

&hearts

If I had ever seen even one episode, I could make this a reality. Alas, this 100 words is up to you. LOL

Date: 2011-05-24 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fatorangekat.livejournal.com
LOL- I'll see what I can do :)

And if you ever get the itch, please, let me enable you. These two are soooo worth it.

Prompt: DS9

Date: 2011-05-24 12:45 am (UTC)
ext_7696: (jadzia)
From: [identity profile] mosca.livejournal.com
Worf can't get the replicator to stop making things "Jadzia style."

Re: Prompt: DS9

Date: 2011-05-24 03:31 am (UTC)
ext_2351: (ds9: station by jehnt)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
"Computer," Worf says, "one raktajino, hot."

The mug is steaming, the thick ceramic nearly hot enough to burn his hands--perfect. Worf drinks deeply, and nearly spews his datapadd, Jadzia's handwritten notes on the molecular decay rate of virtribian, and a crude drawing done by Alexander with sickly sweet tozah.

"Computer," Worf says, "I ordered raktajino, hot. Why is this beverage sweetened?"

"The default setting for raktajino is double sweet and hot."

Worf grimaces and downs the rest of the mug in one scalding gulp. He's no fool. He may prefer his raktajino dark and bitter, but he knows who wears the pants in these quarters, and it damn sure isn't him.

Re: Prompt: DS9

Date: 2011-05-25 03:12 pm (UTC)
ext_2351: (ds9: alcohol by icons_of_isis)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
LOL

Thank you!
From: [identity profile] decynthus.livejournal.com
"You need to eat, Seaweed Brain. What have you got? I'll fix you something."
"WAIT! Uh, you really don't want to open that fridge, Annabeth. It seriously needs to be cleaned out. Come on, we'll go to that Greek diner on 9th, my treat."
ext_2351: (hp: harry wand sillo by glorify)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa.

Oh, Percy.

I am imagining the most grodiest frat boy fridge ever.

From: [identity profile] decynthus.livejournal.com
Nah, nothing so prosaic. It's spoilery if you haven't seen the clip at the end of the movie credits, so reader beware:

Percy put Medusa's head in the fridge as a little payback for his obnoxious, abusive stepfather.
And yes, Mom knows all about it.
P.S. My condolences on the death of your fridge, but on the bright side, you got an impromptu party!
P.P.S. I tried to make the font match the background so you'd have to highlight to read the spoilery bit, and it worked in the preview, but not here. Why does this not surprise me??
Edited Date: 2011-05-24 03:44 am (UTC)
ext_2351: (star trek: to boldly go spock #1 by trek)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
Have we not established that my journal is not only fucked up but the site of unspeakable evil? LOL I'm sure you did everything right, and my journal screwed it up.

Also, heeeeeeee. Uma Thurman's head in the fridge. Nice.

Prompt: SGA

Date: 2011-05-24 03:44 am (UTC)
ext_1981: (Atlantis city)
From: [identity profile] friendshipper.livejournal.com
Hee! What an awesome idea.

Prompt: Early season one - any character or characters accidentally seal themselves in the Ancient equivalent of a meat locker.

Prompt: SGA

Date: 2011-05-24 03:58 am (UTC)
ext_1981: (Atlantis city)
From: [identity profile] friendshipper.livejournal.com
Team fun in the snow on an ice world or just the temperate zone of a planet during its winter.

SGA: Pegasus technology

Date: 2011-05-24 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schneefink.livejournal.com
"But why do you even have that? It doesn't make any sense!" Rodney protested.

Marle took out a frozen purple something and closed the door of the refrigerator. "To keep our food fresh," she said, confused by his complaint. "Do you not have something similar on your world?"

"Well, yes. But our city isn't surrounded by two metres of snow!"

Re: SGA: Pegasus technology

Date: 2011-05-24 08:55 am (UTC)
ext_1981: (Team-4 of a kind)
From: [identity profile] friendshipper.livejournal.com
Hee! This is cute. :) (I sometimes wonder the same about our refrigerator in the winter! *g*)

Re: SGA: Pegasus technology

Date: 2011-05-25 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schneefink.livejournal.com
Obviously they need a refrigerator because otherwise the snow snakes (white glittery scales, green eyes) would eat the food. I don't know about Alaska xD

H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer

Date: 2011-05-24 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] dontneedaclassroom (from livejournal.com)
Danny never asks for anything. He just takes. Walks into Steve's house uninvited and unannounced, worms his way into the silent places Steve has been cultivating since he was 16. Steve lets him, mostly, and mostly it works for both of them.

But sometime last week, Danny ate the last of the peppermint patties out of Steve's freezer - and he didn't restock.

[round robin?]

Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer

Date: 2011-05-25 02:38 am (UTC)
kaleecat: (media:  Mash  scheming)
From: [personal profile] kaleecat
sorry no bright continuation except the peppermint patties thing threw me (canon like?)-- my thought was not restocking those possibly forgivable. But eating all the thin mints...that means pistols at dawn! (sadly i missed the GS thin mint truck this year, i'm so sad)

Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer

Date: 2011-05-25 03:10 am (UTC)
kaleecat: (SGA:  john '5o'clock somewhere')
From: [personal profile] kaleecat
I'm gutted by the lack of minty crunchy cookies in my freezer. I usually buy 2 boxes for the freezer, 1 to gobble immediately. I can't believe I missed the cookie sales this year. I wonder if I called the local GS office if they'd still have some hiding in a closet? :-)

Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer

Date: 2011-05-25 03:13 pm (UTC)
ext_2351: (drunk by jjjean65)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
Somebody somewhere still has some cookies they want to offload. Guaranteed. LOL

Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer

Date: 2011-05-25 02:52 am (UTC)
ext_2351: (Default)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
Yay! [I have never seen this show, so I will provide the filler!]

Steve waits, and he waits, and he waits, and he waits, and not only does Danny not restock the peppermint patties, he also drinks the last of the soda and eats almost an entire carton of crackers in ten minutes. The expensive crackers that Steve doesn't quite remember buying. There's a story there somewhere. Probably.

Finally, Steve has had enough.

Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer

Date: 2011-05-28 06:19 am (UTC)
ariadne83: cropped from official schematics (hawaii five-0 steve is ridic)
From: [personal profile] ariadne83
It's a team night. They're at a bar, with the team, so Steve should maybe be a *little* careful about what he says. Because Steve knows, he KNOWS before he opens his mouth that Kono will never, ever let him live this down. But Danny's just made his fourth not-so-subtle dig about how it never seems to be Steve's turn to buy a round and Steve's honor is on the line here.

"I'll buy the beer the day after you remember to pick up a damn carton of milk."

Danny glowers. "I buy milk. I have plenty of milk at my apartment, where I live."

"Oh, so coming over and eating everything in my kitchen is what, a flashback to college? I'm not your mother, Danno."

Kono snorts, choking on her drink, and Chin has to thump her on the back. "Looks like this just got domestic, cousin."
Edited Date: 2011-05-28 08:49 am (UTC)

Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer

Date: 2011-05-28 03:34 pm (UTC)
ext_2351: (gay agenda by jjjean65)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
Ahahahhahahhahahahaaaa. I love it.

*big grin*

btvs: giles & xander

Date: 2011-05-25 02:36 am (UTC)
kaleecat: (Giles:  giles & xander)
From: [personal profile] kaleecat
(alas for the loss of your fridge--that happened to me once when I moved into a new apt. luckily I hadn't done a huge shopping trip yet).

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

"Giles can I get a drink?" Xander asked as he walked in the front door.

Giles sighed & put his book down. Really, was it so difficult to remember to knock? "I don't know can you?" he asked acerbically.

Xander stopped in his path to the kitchen & deliberately rolled his eyes at Giles. "May I?"

"Yes. If you would please bring me some water as well."

The clanking of glasses was followed by "Aieeeee!"

The book went flying and Giles jumped up to run to the kitchen. "What? What?"

Xander stood in front of the open refrigerator door and pointed at the interior. "What the hell is that stuff?!"

Giles gently pushed him out of the way and looked inside the box, and was only just able to stop himself from polishing his glasses in exasperation. "It is called fresh vegetables and fruit. You know those things you sneered at when your mother made dinner in your childhood. Oh, and a roast for my dinner."

Xander snorted. "My mother cook from actual fresh ingredients. You're delusional. And do you seriously see Anya cooking, I had to figure that out too."

Giles looked at his young friend seriously and stopped himself from making a smart reply, knowing that Xander still smarted from her defection for different reasons than his own. He patted Xander on the shoulder, "Don't worry the fresh green things won't hurt you. I know you had wonderful home meals when Joyce was with us. But why don't you get your drink and I'll make dinner for the two of us."

~30~

Re: btvs: giles & xander

Date: 2011-05-25 02:59 am (UTC)
ext_2351: (btvs: b/w spander by literati)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

So sweet.

Of course Giles is Xander's introduction to the wide world of broccoli!

Re: btvs: giles & xander

Date: 2011-05-25 03:12 am (UTC)
kaleecat: (Xander:  wet & gorgeous)
From: [personal profile] kaleecat
:-D thank you muchly.

I was thinking leafy unusualness but couldn't remember the green leafy stuff that was on the cooking show i had watched earlier. you have to figure Joyce made him eat broccoli. :-D

Re: btvs: giles & xander

Date: 2011-05-25 03:14 pm (UTC)
ext_2351: (btvs: spike n dru by hsapiens)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
I bet you mean kale! Which is yummy yummy yummy and vibrantly green and leafy!

Re: btvs: giles & xander

Date: 2011-05-25 08:30 pm (UTC)
kaleecat: (misc:  brownies serve size)
From: [personal profile] kaleecat
I watch those cooking shows & think that leafy thing looks good/sounds interesting -- but I'm not at all adventurous when cooking for myself. So I've never had kale, hard to imagine i've avoided that with living in the south half my life.

I think i was thinking broccoli rabe, the lady on 'secrets of a restaurant chef' was using it with a fish recipe. (had to google it)

Re: btvs: giles & xander

Date: 2011-05-26 02:35 am (UTC)
ext_2351: (food:  sushi color by cattyhunts)
From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com
Kale is really good. I only cooked it for the first time myself this past year. It was super easy to cook and very good for you.

I have never actually had broccoli rabe, but it's in all the recipes now. I am intrigued.

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