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Last night, our beautiful and pristinely white refrigerator went gently into that good night. (Well, actually the compressor died, and the fan iced over and got stuck, and Josh ripped that sucker right out because you could hear it grinding through the whole house.)
As I now invite our friends over to help us cook and eat ALL THE THINGS before they spoil, I thought I might commemorate the hallowed appliance that kept my beer cold and my cheese ready for slicing with a commentfic fest.
Lorraine's Multifandom Refrigerator Commentfic Fest
Maybe they don't just shove Elizabeth through the Gate at the end of "Ghost in the Machine."
Maybe Danny makes Steve a sandwich, and then they do it.
Maybe Uhura gets hypothermia, and Gaila has to cuddle up to save her life. And then they do it.
Whatever your interpretation, no matter how oblique--saving a beloved character from fridging, freezing temperatures, literal refrigerators--feel free to leave prompts and to fill them. No obligation to fill a prompt if you leave one. Let us know the fandom in the subject line and any warnings.
Spread the word!
*eats another popsicle before they melt*
As I now invite our friends over to help us cook and eat ALL THE THINGS before they spoil, I thought I might commemorate the hallowed appliance that kept my beer cold and my cheese ready for slicing with a commentfic fest.
Maybe they don't just shove Elizabeth through the Gate at the end of "Ghost in the Machine."
Maybe Danny makes Steve a sandwich, and then they do it.
Maybe Uhura gets hypothermia, and Gaila has to cuddle up to save her life. And then they do it.
Whatever your interpretation, no matter how oblique--saving a beloved character from fridging, freezing temperatures, literal refrigerators--feel free to leave prompts and to fill them. No obligation to fill a prompt if you leave one. Let us know the fandom in the subject line and any warnings.
Spread the word!
*eats another popsicle before they melt*
Prompt: SGA
Date: 2011-05-23 08:45 pm (UTC)Prompt: Deadwood
Date: 2011-05-23 08:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-23 09:58 pm (UTC)OMG, way too damned funny. I love you- this is way to damn cute an idea. LOL
no subject
Date: 2011-05-24 03:14 am (UTC)&hearts
If I had ever seen even one episode, I could make this a reality. Alas, this 100 words is up to you. LOL
no subject
Date: 2011-05-24 09:17 am (UTC)And if you ever get the itch, please, let me enable you. These two are soooo worth it.
Prompt: DS9
Date: 2011-05-24 12:45 am (UTC)Re: Prompt: DS9
Date: 2011-05-24 03:31 am (UTC)The mug is steaming, the thick ceramic nearly hot enough to burn his hands--perfect. Worf drinks deeply, and nearly spews his datapadd, Jadzia's handwritten notes on the molecular decay rate of virtribian, and a crude drawing done by Alexander with sickly sweet tozah.
"Computer," Worf says, "I ordered raktajino, hot. Why is this beverage sweetened?"
"The default setting for raktajino is double sweet and hot."
Worf grimaces and downs the rest of the mug in one scalding gulp. He's no fool. He may prefer his raktajino dark and bitter, but he knows who wears the pants in these quarters, and it damn sure isn't him.
Re: Prompt: DS9
Date: 2011-05-25 08:18 am (UTC)Re: Prompt: DS9
Date: 2011-05-25 03:12 pm (UTC)Thank you!
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Date: 2011-05-24 03:05 am (UTC)"WAIT! Uh, you really don't want to open that fridge, Annabeth. It seriously needs to be cleaned out. Come on, we'll go to that Greek diner on 9th, my treat."
Re: Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Date: 2011-05-24 03:16 am (UTC)Oh, Percy.
I am imagining the most grodiest frat boy fridge ever.
Re: Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Date: 2011-05-24 03:40 am (UTC)Percy put Medusa's head in the fridge as a little payback for his obnoxious, abusive stepfather.
And yes, Mom knows all about it.
P.S. My condolences on the death of your fridge, but on the bright side, you got an impromptu party!
P.P.S. I tried to make the font match the background so you'd have to highlight to read the spoilery bit, and it worked in the preview, but not here. Why does this not surprise me??
Re: Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Date: 2011-05-24 03:52 am (UTC)Also, heeeeeeee. Uma Thurman's head in the fridge. Nice.
Prompt: SGA
Date: 2011-05-24 03:44 am (UTC)Prompt: Early season one - any character or characters accidentally seal themselves in the Ancient equivalent of a meat locker.
Prompt: SGA
Date: 2011-05-24 03:58 am (UTC)SGA: Pegasus technology
Date: 2011-05-24 07:53 am (UTC)Marle took out a frozen purple something and closed the door of the refrigerator. "To keep our food fresh," she said, confused by his complaint. "Do you not have something similar on your world?"
"Well, yes. But our city isn't surrounded by two metres of snow!"
Re: SGA: Pegasus technology
Date: 2011-05-24 08:55 am (UTC)Re: SGA: Pegasus technology
Date: 2011-05-25 05:29 pm (UTC)Re: SGA: Pegasus technology
Date: 2011-05-24 07:21 pm (UTC)I love it. :)
Re: SGA: Pegasus technology
Date: 2011-05-25 05:30 pm (UTC)H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer
Date: 2011-05-24 09:16 pm (UTC)But sometime last week, Danny ate the last of the peppermint patties out of Steve's freezer - and he didn't restock.
[round robin?]
Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer
Date: 2011-05-25 02:38 am (UTC)Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer
Date: 2011-05-25 02:53 am (UTC)Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer
Date: 2011-05-25 03:10 am (UTC)Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer
Date: 2011-05-25 03:13 pm (UTC)Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer
Date: 2011-05-25 02:52 am (UTC)Steve waits, and he waits, and he waits, and he waits, and not only does Danny not restock the peppermint patties, he also drinks the last of the soda and eats almost an entire carton of crackers in ten minutes. The expensive crackers that Steve doesn't quite remember buying. There's a story there somewhere. Probably.
Finally, Steve has had enough.
Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer
Date: 2011-05-28 06:19 am (UTC)"I'll buy the beer the day after you remember to pick up a damn carton of milk."
Danny glowers. "I buy milk. I have plenty of milk at my apartment, where I live."
"Oh, so coming over and eating everything in my kitchen is what, a flashback to college? I'm not your mother, Danno."
Kono snorts, choking on her drink, and Chin has to thump her on the back. "Looks like this just got domestic, cousin."
Re: H50: (Steve/Danny) Steve's freezer
Date: 2011-05-28 03:34 pm (UTC)*big grin*
btvs: giles & xander
Date: 2011-05-25 02:36 am (UTC)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
"Giles can I get a drink?" Xander asked as he walked in the front door.
Giles sighed & put his book down. Really, was it so difficult to remember to knock? "I don't know can you?" he asked acerbically.
Xander stopped in his path to the kitchen & deliberately rolled his eyes at Giles. "May I?"
"Yes. If you would please bring me some water as well."
The clanking of glasses was followed by "Aieeeee!"
The book went flying and Giles jumped up to run to the kitchen. "What? What?"
Xander stood in front of the open refrigerator door and pointed at the interior. "What the hell is that stuff?!"
Giles gently pushed him out of the way and looked inside the box, and was only just able to stop himself from polishing his glasses in exasperation. "It is called fresh vegetables and fruit. You know those things you sneered at when your mother made dinner in your childhood. Oh, and a roast for my dinner."
Xander snorted. "My mother cook from actual fresh ingredients. You're delusional. And do you seriously see Anya cooking, I had to figure that out too."
Giles looked at his young friend seriously and stopped himself from making a smart reply, knowing that Xander still smarted from her defection for different reasons than his own. He patted Xander on the shoulder, "Don't worry the fresh green things won't hurt you. I know you had wonderful home meals when Joyce was with us. But why don't you get your drink and I'll make dinner for the two of us."
~30~
Re: btvs: giles & xander
Date: 2011-05-25 02:59 am (UTC)So sweet.
Of course Giles is Xander's introduction to the wide world of broccoli!
Re: btvs: giles & xander
Date: 2011-05-25 03:12 am (UTC)I was thinking leafy unusualness but couldn't remember the green leafy stuff that was on the cooking show i had watched earlier. you have to figure Joyce made him eat broccoli. :-D
Re: btvs: giles & xander
Date: 2011-05-25 03:14 pm (UTC)Re: btvs: giles & xander
Date: 2011-05-25 08:30 pm (UTC)I think i was thinking broccoli rabe, the lady on 'secrets of a restaurant chef' was using it with a fish recipe. (had to google it)
Re: btvs: giles & xander
Date: 2011-05-26 02:35 am (UTC)I have never actually had broccoli rabe, but it's in all the recipes now. I am intrigued.