Taketh my poll

[lunabee34]

Poll #19369 I have had some wine! Answer my questions!

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 11

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The Scream franchise

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revitalized the horror genre
4 (50.0%)

features Courtney Cox in an early version of the role Tricia Helfer will play on Lucifer
1 (12.5%)

holds up really fucking well outside of the 90s bangs
4 (50.0%)

is still super tense to watch
2 (25.0%)

all of the above
2 (25.0%)

John Sheppard is

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asexual
0 (0.0%)

heterosexual
0 (0.0%)

gay
1 (11.1%)

Rodney sexual
3 (33.3%)

a penguin
5 (55.6%)

One time at band camp, I

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Bill Maher

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nattily dressed
0 (0.0%)

too liberal
0 (0.0%)

mostly talks sense
0 (0.0%)

wtf with that hair omg you make millions of dollars, groom thyself
8 (100.0%)

Okra

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should only be fried or pickled
3 (30.0%)

should be used sparingly in gumbo because drinking snot sucks
4 (40.0%)

stings your hands raw when you pick it
4 (40.0%)

all of the above
1 (10.0%)

Tell me a thing! Ask me a thing!

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Comments

[shaddyr]

I can't even with Scream. Just no.

I love how we all agree about Bill Maher (at least as of this writing)

Okra is urgh.

I must now away to some wine of mine own. This was fun!

[lunabee34]

Do you not like Scream? I think the franchise really holds up (not the last movie, but the first three).

Poor Bill Maher. He is a natty dresser, but that hairdo is so awful.

I hope you found some vino of your own to drink.

[shaddyr]

I am not a horror movie person. At. All. Which is funny, because I'm good with vampires and werewolves and all manner of supernatural beings, but that kind of stuff... *shudder* buckets and buckets of no.

I found a drink, but it turned out to be oatmeal stout last night. And it assisted me in writing about 1000 words of my handcuff trope fic that was SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT STORY, OMG WHY IS IT OVER 4K NOW AND NOWHERE NEAR FINISHED, WTF BRAIN?

*sigh*

[lunabee34]

I am a huge huge wuss about scary movies. I usually don't watch them at all. But I can watch Scream, I think because it's deliberately funny.

Go you with all your writing!

[shaddyr]

Huh, I don't think I knew that. I thought Scream was supposed to be scary. Is it stupid funny or actually humourous funny? I dis makes me twitchy, like cringeworthy funny.

Now if I can just finish one of these stories...

[lunabee34]

It's not gross-out humor. I think it's genuinely funny. Most of the humor comes from the way they either uphold or subvert the normal conventions of the horror genre.

It's also star studded. I had forgotten that the second one has Jada Pinkett Smith AND Timothy Olliphant AND Portia De Rossi AND Luke Wilson, etc.