Taketh my poll

[lunabee34]

Poll #19369 I have had some wine! Answer my questions!

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 11

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The Scream franchise

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revitalized the horror genre
4 (50.0%)

features Courtney Cox in an early version of the role Tricia Helfer will play on Lucifer
1 (12.5%)

holds up really fucking well outside of the 90s bangs
4 (50.0%)

is still super tense to watch
2 (25.0%)

all of the above
2 (25.0%)

John Sheppard is

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asexual
0 (0.0%)

heterosexual
0 (0.0%)

gay
1 (11.1%)

Rodney sexual
3 (33.3%)

a penguin
5 (55.6%)

One time at band camp, I

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Bill Maher

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nattily dressed
0 (0.0%)

too liberal
0 (0.0%)

mostly talks sense
0 (0.0%)

wtf with that hair omg you make millions of dollars, groom thyself
8 (100.0%)

Okra

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should only be fried or pickled
3 (30.0%)

should be used sparingly in gumbo because drinking snot sucks
4 (40.0%)

stings your hands raw when you pick it
4 (40.0%)

all of the above
1 (10.0%)

Tell me a thing! Ask me a thing!

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Comments

[executrix]

I also think of sexual orientation as an irrelevant category for some characters, as long as they can get somebody they find reasonably attractive (which can be a pretty low bar related to availability) to engage in one or more sexual acts the character is interested in. People in this category for me include Jayne (Firefly), Vila (Blakes7) and Eleanor (The Good Place).

That is to say, if Jayne thinks Simon wants to suck Jayne's cock, despite knowing that it is a terrible idea, Jayne will not try to talk Simon out of it. Vila thinks that voluntary sexual activity of any kind is not only better than coerced sexual activity, it's better than DIY (and more interesting than most alternative diversions available). Eleanor's magic hoo-hah wants what it wants.

[lunabee34]

I am so with you on Jayne. Jayne is into anything anybody wants to do that feels good or benefits him in some way. No nuance to the man.