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Here are the results of my requests for Byatt (50 word stories) prompts:

( White Collar; prompt Neal and Elizabeth, hat (which I forgot to include) )


( Penny Dreadful; prompt green, cool (which appears only in spirit) )


( Firefly; prompt bourbon )


( MCU; prompt soulmate mark )


( SGA; prompt another alien ritual )


So Emma and I saw X-Men Apocalypse and I thoroughly enjoyed it. ( SPOILERS )

Last year, I wrote a Firefly/Buffyverse XOVER for drsquidlove called And the world cracked open (Jayne/Giles). This is the sequel.

( Taking up with Jayne is a bit like touching one’s tongue to a battery—moderately unpleasant, thoroughly shocking, and utterly exhilarating. )

One more last kiss meme drabble:

Kaylee/Inara for lyrstzha

Inara means to be professional, to keep some distance between them, but Kaylee rattles her like nothing has since she was a novice tripping over the hem of her robes on the temple steps. Kaylee never expects anything more than exactly what Inara is willing to give her and Inara’s not used to that. Kaylee kisses slow and lazy, her sweet mouth gently opening up to Inara’s, both hands unpinning the mathematical arrangement of Inara’s curls. When Inara realizes that she wants to give Kaylee all the things she’s not asking for, Inara thinks, “This time will be the last.”

mugabe tagged me with the letter J for the meme where you list fifteen things you love that start with that letter.

1 Jared Padelecki
2 Jensen Ackles
3 Jeffery Dean Morgan
4 Josh (my husband)
5 jerking off
6 jade
7 Jelly Bellies
8 jerk chicken
9 jealousy of the mild, healthy and awesome sex-inducing variety
10 jaws, as in Jensen's
11 jewelry
12 Jane Austen
13 Journey
14 J. S. Bach
15 James Laid

For executrix: The Halloween of Flowers--This is the one where River accidentally makes Halloween more Day of the Dead than she'd intended. Tracey's real gracious about it, even wears a marigold through his buttonhole, but Niska's man absolutely refuses to swing at the pinata. Wash lets Kaylee hang some tiny skulls on the post through his chest. Good times.

For ana_grrl: Firefly, Predator in the Snow--This story just about broke me. I don't think I have ever made myself cry so hard or been so proud of something I wrote. On a frozen world, on the Edge of the Rim, Jayne finds a baby polar bear and nurses him back to health. Jayne names him White Bear, 'cause he's real descriptive like that. One night, Jayne doesn't make it back to Serenity, and I don't want to spoil the ending, but think "Little Matchstick Girl."

For jameschick: I'm Telling You My Pants Shrunk! (And Shut The Fuck Up, Sammy, I Did Not Wish For A Bigger Dick!)--This is the one that got me Fandom Wanked. Y'all should've seen that thread. I mean, surely it's not heresy to suggest that Dean's dick might be on the smallish side. Clearly the boy's good in the sack or he wouldn't have every skank in every port sticking to him like white on rice. Really though, I guess the part most everybody objected to was when Sam and Dean had a Very Lengthy, Very Rational discussion about why they could never have sex and then both put it to Cassie as proof of their heterosexuality. But, ah, not at the same time, of course.

For jjean65: The Rules of Keeping a Vampire--Ah, yes. My first Spander. I really worked a lot on voice for this piece: "Wot, wot, Xan-pet, my nummy treat!" Spike groveled. "You're mine! Oi!" And I really didn't want to go with cliches here, so when Spike finally Claims (fandom TM) Xander as his magical, immortal, superpowered Husband For All Time, he bites him across the top of the foot. After that, every time Xander wears Jesus sandals, it's an erotic experience.

For lyrstzha: Nothing Like the Sun--This is the one where Angel keeps the Gem of Amara for himself. No one suspects that exposure to the sun will cause Angel to lose his mind. He eventually teams up with Gwen and they go on many a caper together. She's a little weird about sleeping with him at first, but Angel assures her that if the AI team does anything well, it's share women.

executrix and I are awesome. As if you needed reminding. LOL

Anyway, here's a little comment thing that is shorter than a drabble, yet not long enough to be titled a ficlet, and therefore has no designation thingie we just did. Anybody else wanna play?


executrix:
Regan turned the CaptureCard face-up and triggered it. A young man with dark hair and blue eyes smiled up out of it.
"He's very pretty," Anya said. "Is he a chorus boy?"
"He's a surgeon," Regan said coldly.

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"Now this face I recognize," Anya said, running her fingers lightly over a framed pen and ink drawing of River. "Your lovely daughter." She turned her attention back towards Regan. "She will absolutely love the Academy. I'll oversee her education personally."


Original context HERE

Here it is, Lorraine's drunken prose. This has got a little bit of everything, from personal life experience to snippets of a variety of fandoms.

( Excerpts )